Chibi Art: Soul Unity [Naruto Fanfic]

Jealous... Not.

Dumbass....she's a fucking dumbass. I'm gonna murder her. You do not go out with Ryan when you have Hidan practically flirt- I looked up from my thoughts as Deidara came into my room. Dad was at his girlfriend's again and it was just me and Deidara for once.

"What's up, un?" He asked, eyebrows furrowing as he looked at me.

"Thinking, yeah. Dude, I'm gonna murder Soph." I groaned, falling back onto the bed and flopping my arm up to cover my eyes.

"Why, hmm?" His voice sounded closer but I didn't move my arm to check exactly where he was.

"Because she's a fucking idiot." I growled. He grunted as I felt my bed shift. I frowned before moving my arm from my eyes. I flinched, seeing Deidara barely an inch away from me. Curse full size beds! Never enough room....

"Uhh...." I stared at him wide-eyed and he smirked, wrapping an arm around my waist and snuggling his face into my neck.

"How'd she piss you off now, hmm?"

I blushed as his breath tickled against my neck. Good thing I ain't as ticklish as Soph....Heh, this reminds me of what Hidan did to her.

I sighed, focusing back on his question, "Nothing. Forget about it. I'm tired."

He rose an eyebrow, lifting himself up on one elbow to look at me in disbelief. "You slept 'til two, un."

"So?" He sweatdropped, his eye twitching. I snickered at his expression before my phone rang, distracting both of us.

"What?" I grumbled, answering it once I saw it was Sophie.

"Hidan found out!" She whined. I facepalmed as Deidara looked at me in confusion.

"You're a dumbass!" I shouted, repeating my thoughts from earlier.

"Its not my fault!" She grumbled.

"Who told him?"

"Uhh....Me?"

"Then you're a dumbass."

"....I really hate you sometimes."

"Not my fault you're stupid."

"He was tickling me until I told him!"

"Weak."

"You're just saying that because you can't be tickled!"

"That's genetics, my dear idiot."

"You can't be tickled, hmm?" Deidara asked, a thoughtful look on his face. I glared over at him.

"Don't even think about it, yeah." His expression changed to a mischievous one and I sighed, tuning back into Soph as she ranted.

"-And then when he asked if something happened to make me so happy I replied with nothing but nooo, the douche wouldn't let it go! So he poked me! And you know that my sides are ticklish so that's how he figured out that and then he attacked me! He wouldn't stop until I told him and when I did, he went outside and I think he's on the roof." She finished, panting and I was silent for a moment.

"Dumbass."

"Stop calling me that!"

"But you are one- Deidara!" I yelped, flinching and turning to glare at him. He smirked, his hand still on my exposed hip. Only it was licking me.

"The fuck, dude? Don't lick me!" He chuckled as I heard Soph burst out laughing on the phone. My eye twitched and I turned to it.

"You have no right to laugh! You gotta deal with a jealous- dammit! I'm gonna kill you blondie!" The idiot now had a hand on my stomach. Sigh....why is everyone a dumbass?

"Jealous? Who? You?" I paused, my face turning blank. She did not just accuse me of being jealous.

"You little...." I growled, not finding the appropriate cuss word. I hung up and sat up, straightening my shirt and pulling Deidara's hands away from me. He sent me a pout then paused at the murderous look on my face.

"Uh-oh, un...." He mumbled. I nodded, pulling him to his feet.

"Transport us to Sophie's, please." He looked at me warily so I used my puppy-dog eyes.

His eye twitched and he sighed, making a handsign as he wrapped an arm around my waist. We appeared in Sophie's living room, making her jump up from the couch with a surprised squeak. When she got sight of me she blanched before trying to run away.

"Not gonna happen." I hissed, jumping in front of her. I grabbed both her wrists, pulling her arms around her back and then made her face hit the carpet.

"Shit!" She whined, struggling as I sat on her.

"It was a bad move on accusing me of being jealous, dipshit. I could've had Ryan a long time ago when he asked me out! The reason I'm so pissed at you is because a certain Jashinist....Forget it." I muttered, releasing her and standing up. I glanced over at Hidan who had just entered the living room, his face void of emotion.

I nodded to the dude before turning and heading into the kitchen, mumbling the entire way about dumbasses.

"You guys work it out! Oh, and Soph?" She glanced over at me warily. I smiled sweetly. "If you ever accuse me of being jealous again, I'll murder you."

My face turned to stone and I disappeared into the kitchen, grabbing Deidara. He took his head out of the fridge, a CapriSun hanging from his lips. When he saw my expression he closed the door and transported us back to my room.

"Stupid dumbass...." I grumbled, flopping onto the bed.

"So, what exactly happen, un?" Dei-dei asked curiously, throwing the CapriSun into the trash.

"Soph's got a date with Ryan." He glanced over at me, his eyes narrowing and I nodded.

"And now you see my problem. I actually feel bad for Hidan right now." I sighed.

Deidara nodded, sitting on the edge of the bed and pulling his hair out of the ponytail it usually was in now.

I stared at his back for a moment before sitting up and wrapping my arms around his neck. He glanced over his shoulder at me, smirking.

"Affectionate now, hmm?"

"Rawr." Was my only reply, pressing my lips against his shoulder blade and looking up at him.

He rolled his eyes, falling back. I grunted as he practically crushed me, my eye twitching.

"Get off me, fat ass!" I whined, struggling.

He just chuckled and turned over, wrapping me in a tight hug. A smirk was on his face as usual and I sighed, tugging at a strand of his hair.

"Ow." He muttered, not showing any sign of pain at all.

"Shuddup." I muttered as he snuggled his face into my neck again.

"So mean, hmm." He murmured.

"I'll bite you." I said without thinking.

"Kinky, un." He cooed, licking my neck. My eyes widened and I blushed.

"Stupid motherfu- ow! Asshole!" I groaned, wincing as he bit my neck. The pain increased and my eye twitched. As I went to hit him he pulled back, licking his lips and my eyes narrowed at something on his lip before widening in realization.

"You idiot! You made me bleed!" I went to cover the wound with my hand but paused when Deidara grabbed my hand before I felt his tongue on my neck again.

"Your blood really is sweet." He murmured and my eye twitch.

If I get a hickey from this, I'm smacking him. Oh who am I kidding? I'm definitely gonna get a hickey.... I thought, sighing.

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Authors Note

....*cough*....rawr.