"Why won't you just talk to me?!" Sophie yelled, marching into my house unannounced. I turned to stare at her for a moment, wondering how she got inside. Then I remembered she knew where we hid the key and rolled my eyes, turning back to the deep fryer.
I pulled the chicken tenders and fries out of the grease, letting them hang from the holders so they'd drain. Then I turned back to the idiot, seeing Hidan floating beside her, emotionless. I gave him a look before turning my gaze to Soph.
"If it isn't obvious to you then I ain't telling. This is something you gotta find out on your own."
"But-"
"This ain't like the plot line to Shippuden, I ain't gonna tell no matter what." Her face crinkled in rage and I sighed, taking the chicken and fries out and dividing them to two plates. I made sure to turn off the deep fryer before heading over to the fridge and grabbing some ketchup.
"A real friend would tell me!" Soph yelled. I looked at her blankly before snorting.
"Well, a real person wouldn't be so oblivious. If I can see it and you can't, there's definitely a problem." She paused, probably restating the sentence in her head before glaring at me.
"Just tell me!"
"I can't! Its between you and-" I cut myself off, turning and walking to my room with both plates.
I heard her growl, no doubt gritting her teeth together as she yelled towards me. "I told you when Jake was just using you as a rebound! You owe me!"
I paused, my quick temper snapping but luckily Deidara had caught sight of me and quickly walked over, grabbing my shoulders and steering me into my room.
He set both the plates down on my desk as I gritted my teeth, holding myself back from going and punching that dumbass in the face. After a moment I sighed and started eating before Soph stormed into my room, a murderous expression on her face. I ignored her, looking at an annoyed Hidan.
"Please just transport her back to her house. I'm fixing to punch her." He looked at me for a moment and nodded, pressing his tiny Chibi hand against the side of Sophie's head. She looked at him in confusion before realization crossed her face.
"Don't you-" I smirked as they disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"She's stupid, yeah." Deidara stated. I nodded, starting to eat as he did the same.
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"Gaige! Dude! Where've you been, yeah?" I called to the shrimp. She glanced over at me before her face twisted into one of annoyance.
"I got sick. Puking for the last week." She grumbled. I rose an eyebrow, looking at her beanie as Sasori peeked out.
"Did Sasori-danna help you, hmm?" I questioned, smirking. She stared at me blankly for a moment before facepalming.
"You're turning into Deidara!"
"I feel proud, un!" Deidara called from my jacket pocket. I rolled my eyes before glancing over at Sophie as she walked towards us. Today was Friday, meaning her date was tonight. What she was gonna do with Hidan, I have no clue.
"You got my text, right?" I questioned, looking at Gaige. She nodded, her eyebrows furrowing.
"How can she not notice? I haven't seen her in a week but from what you've told me, its obvious."
I sighed, shrugging. "She's a dumbass."
We stopped our conversation as Sophie got over to us. She looked between the two of us with a glare and we simply rose an eyebrow.
"I really hate you...." She hissed before stomping away as the bell rang.
Gaige looked over at me and I shrugged, heading towards class.
When school was over, I headed home. The surprise waiting for me in my bedroom, though, made me facepalm.
"What're you doing here?!" I hissed at Hidan, quickly taking a look down the hallway. Dad was in the kitchen so I quickly closed my door and walked over to the floating Jashinist.
"Sophie told me not to fucking come back to her damn house until ten! The bitch is holding my motherfucking scythe hostage!" He growled. Ooh, he was pissed off. And jealous.
I heard footsteps heading towards my room and the two guy's eyes widened before they hid under my bed. I was turning on the TV as dad opened the door, looking over at me.
"I'm going."
I nodded, saluting him. He rolled his eyes before closing my door and walking away. Hidan and Deidara came back out and I smirked at the Jashinist.
"So....How're you taking the fact Soph has a date?"
His purple eyes narrowed, sending me a killer glare.
"Just shut the hell up! I will fucking murder you!" He growled.
"Riiight." I murmured his eyes flashed before he became normal size, his hand going to my throat.
"Don't fucking test me right now, you damn bitch. I don't need my fucking scythe to snap you're puny little neck."
Suddenly, there was another pop and Deidara had grabbed Hidan's wrist, shoving him away from me. "Hidan! Just fucking calm down, un!" He snarled. I started taking quick breaths, getting my breathing under control before looking up. The only thing I saw was Deidara's back so I sighed, resting my forehead against it.
It was silent for a few minutes before Hidan sighed, flopping onto the bed with his hand covering his face. "Sorry, Rain. I don't fucking know what's happening but I'm stressed and I just don't know why." He muttered.
"You're worried, jealous, and probably want to sacrifice something." I observed. His eye twitched while Deidara wrapped an arm around my shoulders pulling me into his chest as he sent a glare towards Jashinist.
"Touch her again and you'll become my art, un." He threatened.
Hidan sighed, moving his arm to cover his eyes. "Fuck off, tranny. Rain! What the hell do I do?" He whined.
"Deal with it until the dumbass figures out she made a typical dumbass move." I said cheerfully. He peeked over at me with on eye, frowning.
"Thanks. That was so fucking helpful." Sarcasm was dripping from his words and I smirked, saluting him.
"Glad I could help."
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Authors Note
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Chibi Art: Soul Unity [Naruto Fanfic]
FanfictionRain and Sophie: two normal girls. Deidara and Hidan: crazy S-rank criminals. All four of these people were perfectly happy with their lives. Then the scientists and government officials did something that fucked up everyone's life: they destroyed t...