Chibi Art: Soul Unity [Naruto Fanfic]

January 8 2013 - Sophie

January 8, 2013

Sophie's POV

"Hey! Hey, bitch! Wake up!"

I groaned and turned on my side. "Go away... Five more minutes, dad..." I moaned, not registering that my own father just called me a bitch.

"What?! I'm not your fucking father!"

I opened my eyes wide, slowly coming to the conclusion that some lunatic had broken into my house and was now in my room.

"Hello?! I said wake the fuck up!"

I let out a shaky breath and tried to locate how faraway the person was to me, based on how close the voice sounded.

After concluding that this person was basically leaning over me, I slowly lifted my hand and formed it into a fist. Then, as quick as I could move my arm, my fist made contact with skin.

I rejoiced in my head when I heard the voice grunt and a small thud.

"You bitch! What the hell was that?!"

I sighed and braced myself to turn around and look at whoever this loony lowlife was. Sadly, when I turned around to see the crazy ass I didn't run to a phone or to get my dad. No. I screamed like a Mary Sue in an old fifties horror movie.

"Gah! What the hell?!"

I was staring at a chibi Hidan from Naruto: Shippuden. A fictional character was in my room.

"Sophie? Are you okay?" I heard my dad on the other side of the door.

"U-Uh... Yeah!" I concluded.

I flung my bed covers off of me and jumped up in front of Chibi Hidan. Still unsure if this was reality or not I grabbed him by his cloak and jumped back into bed, shoving him under the blankets. I could here him cursing me out so I slapped a hand over his face to shut him up.

"You can come in if you want, dad!" I called to him.

The door opened wide enough so my dad could fit his head in.

"Morning!" I said cheerfully with a smile, hoping I didn't seem too awkward.

"Morning..." he muttered, looking rather confused. "Are you okay in here? I heard you scream."

"Uh.. Yeah! I'm fine, just had a nightmare... Giant zombie spiders can make a girl scream." I pointed out.

He chuckled while grinning. "Yeah... But it's time to get up and get moving! First day back at school since our almost doomsday! You probably have a lot of drama to pick up on!"

I rolled my eyes and nodded. "Yeah, yeah. Now leave! I have to get dressed!"

He nodded and disappeared, closing the door on his way out.

After letting out a breath of relief I pushed the covers off of me and let Hidan go.

"God.. Damn... Couldn't... Breathe.. You... Bitch...!" he gasped, clutching his throat.

I glared at him and flicked the back of his head lightly.

"Bitch, what was that for?!"

"For being a Jashin loving stupid head! How are you possibly even here?! You aren't real! You're a fictional character! Something someone made up in their head!"

"You dare mock the Almighty Jashin?! I'll kill you, bitch!"

He jumped on my lap and pulled out his scythe. In the blink of an eye, his skin turned black along with the white markings, making his body seem like a skeleton.