"Oh my god Ash!" I moaned.
"This is the best cheese and ham toastie I've ever eaten!" I exclaimed taking another bite out of my toastie that Ashton made me.
"No problem," he smiled taking it and taking a bite out of the toastie. I pouted and he laughed handing it back to me.
"What in God's name is going on in here?" Michael exclaimed bursting through the door and into the kitchen.
"Ashton made me a cheese toastie," I explained holding up the sandwich.
"Oh I thought you two were uh um," Michael stammered blushing.
"You thought we did the frickle frackle and i wasn't a virgin anymore, didn't you squidward?" I smirked. I giggled as his face turned bright red
"Wait you're still a 17 year old virgin?" Asked Michael.
"Of course, why?" I asked taking another bite and feeling something papery in the middle. I pulled it out and read it.
Will you go on a date with me?
It read. I smiled and tilted my head back.
"That is the cheesiest thing I have ever seen! Try again!" I called.
"Dammit!" Calum yelled.
"No pun intended by the way," I added and threw away the paper continuing to eat.
"But why are you still a virgin?" Michael asked again.
"What are you so concerned about it? It doesn't affect you personally," I replied.
"it does affect me personally!" He exclaimed. My eyes went wide.
"How?"
"It's weird!" He exclaimed and my eyes shrank.
"I suppose it's a little weird but what's normal nowadays?" I shrugged.
"I'm pretty sure the meat is a month expired," Michael grumbled. I swallowed then gagged. (Why does everything have an innuendo today?)
"How can something so delicious be so gross?" I asked taking another bite out of the sandwich.
"If it's expired why are you still eating it?" Michael asked with a weird expression on his face.
"Cause it tastes good," I huffed.
"That's what she said," Ashton smirked leaning against the counter. I laughed dopily and pushed my self on top of the counter.
"5 minutes till we arrive!" Luke yelled busting through the door in a shark eating a man costume and tripping. He did a swan dive onto the floor and landed with a loud smack.
"You okay?" I giggled.
"Mgmd," he mumbled into the ground.
"Sorry?"
"I'm good," he said sitting up in seal position. I laughed and finished eating my cheese toastie. I walked to my bunk and packed some of my stuff. My stomach grumbled and I felt queasy.
"Oh god," I moaned leaning against the frame.
"Hey you okay?" Asked Calum. His voice echoed through my head.
"Move!" I shouted and pushed past him to the bathroom spilling my guts in the toilet.
"Ewww what happened?" Asked Luke.
"She looked really pale and ran to the bathroom."
"My stomach hurts," I groaned. Grace ran up behind me held my hair back and pat my back.
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Long Lost Brother
FanfictionA few days before Serena's 17th birthday she gets two tickets to London and a One Direction concert where she meets the boys herself! But a few extra surprises are thrown in that she never would have expected.
