(Start in Wetland Way. The gang is facing off against two moles and an evil mole.)
Daph-Nii-Here be moles! These things are particularly hard. It'll take all of us to beat them.
Junko-All of us? Yes!
(They draw their weapons. Mole B attacks SARALYN. Mole A attacks CAMERON.)
Cameron-Ow! I need to restore!
Daph-Nii-Cameron, quit being a pussy.
(CAMERON eats an HP Banana. SARALYN raises her wand.)
Saralyn-Lightning!
(The lightning hits the evil mole and jumps to the other two moles.)
Saralyn-Aw. I thought for sure that would take them out!
Daph-Nii-Just hold on a second.
(She begins singing "I Want You Back" by Jackson 5.)
Daph-Nii-Ooh, baby, give me one more chance. Won't you please let me (back in your heart)? Oh, baby, I was blind to let you go, but now since I see you in his arms, I want you back!
(Mole A and the evil mole begin dancing in their holes.)
Cameron-Huh. It's not like you to sing not K-pop.
Daph-Nii-Twice covered it. I think it counts.
(JUNKO cackles.)
Daph-Nii-Uh, Junko?
(She jams her spear into the ground. It comes up under Mole B, stabbing it.)
Junko-YES! Told you I was useful!
(CAMERON attacks Mole B, defeating it.)
Cameron-Really, you were just buttering it up so I could take it out.
(JUNKO growls.)
Saralyn-Fire!
(She flings a fireball at Mole A.)
Daph-Nii-Encore, Mom!
Saralyn-Okay, my sweet daughter! Just hold on.
(She begins stretching. DAPH-NII sighs.)
Daph-Nii-Good help is hard to find.
(The evil mole attacks CAMERON.)
Cameron-BITCH!
Junko-Let's go!
(She charges into Mole A, defeating it.)
Junko-Ouch. But also yippee!
Saralyn-Okay, now I'm ready. Fire!
(She flings another fireball at the evil mole.)
Saralyn-How is it still alive?
Junko-Don't get so down, My Mage! You can do it!
Saralyn-The hell I can! Just one more hit should do this bitch in.
(She attacks the evil mole, but it dodges.)
Saralyn-Hey! I did not go through the warm-up and the pep talk to be dodged like this!
Daph-Nii-That's the thing about moles. They dodge.
(She attacks, defeating the evil mole.)
Daph-Nii-Easy!
Saralyn-You know, I could have done that.
Daph-Nii-But you didn't.
(Opening theme. Cut to the opening of the Underground Maze.)
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