Episode Twenty-Five: Incredibly Pissed

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(Start in the Neksdor Desert. The gang is standing in front of the Great Pyramid.)

Cameron-Here it is. This big pyramid that just popped up out of nowhere.

Saralyn-Are you sure this is where the rest of the faces are being kept?

Junko-That's what Daph-Nii's dad said, and I know better than to not trust the word of a stranger.

Cameron-Wait, what?

Junko-What are we waiting for? Let's kick some monster ass!

(They walk inside. It's strangely quiet.)

Saralyn-Huh. It's strangely quiet. I was expecting some giant monster to jump in out of nowhere.

(Two kind golems jump in front of them.)

Saralyn-Or two giant monsters. Even better.

Cameron-UH...Hopefully, it'll be less thrashy and less killy.

Junko-Well, kill 'em if you want them to be less killy.

Cameron-Alright, alright. I'll do the thing.

(He sprays acid on the golems.)

Cameron-There. That did a number on 'em.

Saralyn-Hey, Daph-Nii. Wanna try your hand with a fire spell?

(DAPH-NII glares at SARALYN.)

Saralyn-(whispering to CAMERON) Why is she looking at me like that?

Cameron-We'll talk after the battle.

(SARALYN sighs. She waves her wand.)

Saralyn-Fire...

(She flings a fireball at Kind Golem B.)

Daph-Nii-I mean, it's no explosion, but what can you do?

Saralyn-Daph-Nii, we're supposed to be supportive on this team.

Daph-Nii-Why would I want to be supportive of you? All you've done is...

(They keep arguing. JUNKO rolls her eyes.)

Junko-Let's finish this bitch.

(She Stabs Kind Golem B. Kind Golem A attacks CAMERON, as does Kind Golem B, knocking him out.)

Cameron-Nooo!

Saralyn-Well, we need to put that behind us and-

Junko-Uh, guys?

(SARALYN and DAPH-NII look down at CAMERON's body.)

Daph-Nii-Cameron's McDead!

(She whips out the life sprinkles and dumps them on CAMERON.)

Cameron-And I'm back!

(SARALYN begins stretching in peace.)

Daph-Nii-I guess I have to battle now, don't I?

(She begins singing "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence.)

Daph-Nii-Wake me up! Wake me up inside! Can't wake up! Wake me up inside! SAVE MEEEEEEE!

Junko-That wasn't the cheeriest of songs.

Daph-Nii-Well, my mind is in a dark place!

Junko-I think this team just needs a little motivation. Time for The Other Stab!

(She jabs CAMERON in the butt.)

Cameron-Ack!

(He attacks Kind Golem B. Kind Golem B attacks SARALYN, as does Kind Golem A. She gets on one knee.)

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