(Start in the Neksdor Desert. The gang is standing in front of the Great Pyramid.)
Cameron-Here it is. This big pyramid that just popped up out of nowhere.
Saralyn-Are you sure this is where the rest of the faces are being kept?
Junko-That's what Daph-Nii's dad said, and I know better than to not trust the word of a stranger.
Cameron-Wait, what?
Junko-What are we waiting for? Let's kick some monster ass!
(They walk inside. It's strangely quiet.)
Saralyn-Huh. It's strangely quiet. I was expecting some giant monster to jump in out of nowhere.
(Two kind golems jump in front of them.)
Saralyn-Or two giant monsters. Even better.
Cameron-UH...Hopefully, it'll be less thrashy and less killy.
Junko-Well, kill 'em if you want them to be less killy.
Cameron-Alright, alright. I'll do the thing.
(He sprays acid on the golems.)
Cameron-There. That did a number on 'em.
Saralyn-Hey, Daph-Nii. Wanna try your hand with a fire spell?
(DAPH-NII glares at SARALYN.)
Saralyn-(whispering to CAMERON) Why is she looking at me like that?
Cameron-We'll talk after the battle.
(SARALYN sighs. She waves her wand.)
Saralyn-Fire...
(She flings a fireball at Kind Golem B.)
Daph-Nii-I mean, it's no explosion, but what can you do?
Saralyn-Daph-Nii, we're supposed to be supportive on this team.
Daph-Nii-Why would I want to be supportive of you? All you've done is...
(They keep arguing. JUNKO rolls her eyes.)
Junko-Let's finish this bitch.
(She Stabs Kind Golem B. Kind Golem A attacks CAMERON, as does Kind Golem B, knocking him out.)
Cameron-Nooo!
Saralyn-Well, we need to put that behind us and-
Junko-Uh, guys?
(SARALYN and DAPH-NII look down at CAMERON's body.)
Daph-Nii-Cameron's McDead!
(She whips out the life sprinkles and dumps them on CAMERON.)
Cameron-And I'm back!
(SARALYN begins stretching in peace.)
Daph-Nii-I guess I have to battle now, don't I?
(She begins singing "Bring Me to Life" by Evanescence.)
Daph-Nii-Wake me up! Wake me up inside! Can't wake up! Wake me up inside! SAVE MEEEEEEE!
Junko-That wasn't the cheeriest of songs.
Daph-Nii-Well, my mind is in a dark place!
Junko-I think this team just needs a little motivation. Time for The Other Stab!
(She jabs CAMERON in the butt.)
Cameron-Ack!
(He attacks Kind Golem B. Kind Golem B attacks SARALYN, as does Kind Golem A. She gets on one knee.)
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