(Start in the Great Pyramid. The gang is walking together.)
Daph-Nii-Here we are back in the Great Pyramid. Now that we've rescued Mom's face, we've got a whole rest of the pyramid to explore!
Saralyn-Uh, Daph-Nii...
Daph-Nii-I'm sorry. Stepmom. It's so confusing having two moms in my life. Hey, Cameron. What's it like to not have a mom?
Cameron-Daph-Nii, I'm not answering my question. Even though he's a man, I still see my human parent as my mom.
Daph-Nii-Okay, weirdo.
Cameron-Your question's also stupid.
Daph-Nii-I was expecting that.
(Just then, everyone else disappears.)
Daph-Nii-Huh?
(She walks forward and sees statues of CAMERON, SARALYN, and JUNKO.)
Daph-Nii-Whaaaaat?! EVERYONE'S STATUES AHHHHHHH! I don't think that was weed we just smoked.
(Fade to DAPH-NII sleeping on the pyramid floor. The others are standing around her. She wakes up.)
Daph-Nii-Oh. Must have been a dream. It was just a dream. But how much of it was a dream?
Junko-I dunno, pal.
Daph-Nii-Wait. Why was I sleeping?
Saralyn-I put a sleeping spell on you because Cameron said you were harassing him.
Daph-Nii-Sleeping spell? I thought you specialized in magic and explosions and shit.
Saralyn-Well, get up.
(DAPH-NII gets up.)
Saralyn-And don't ask Cameron any more questions about his mom.
Daph-Nii-Alright, alright.
(Opening theme. They come across a sign.)
Daph-Nii-Oh. I guess we have to actually pick a route now. We can't just say "fuck you" to the sign and knock it down. It's Nightmare Tower all over again.
Junko-Nightmare what?
Daph-Nii-It's a Greenhorne thing.
Junko-I could dig a place called Nightmare Tower.
Daph-Nii-Let's just go left. You know what they say: always go left.
Cameron-No one says that.
(They go left. DAPH-NII begins beatboxing.)
Junko-Ugh, I'm so bored! I wish something cool would happen!
(A pause.)
Junko-I said, I wish something cool would happen!
(Nothing.)
Junko-Daph-Nii, you have super intuition. Can you tell me when the next cool thing is going to happen?
Daph-Nii-Junko, I've already told you I don't have super intuition. I lost it after the Dark Lord sealed away my powers.
(They are stopped by three hieroglyphs.)
Junko-Then how do you explain that?
Daph-Nii-Sheer coincidence.
(They draw their weapons. Hieroglyph B attacks JUNKO.)
Junko-Hey! We didn't even get a chance to attack!
(SARALYN raises her wand.)
Daph-Nii-Hey. Let me lend you some MP.
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