Gintoki X Reader - 18+ Smut??? (contains weird ass kinky shit) 😳🥵🥴😩🍆💦

You got sucked into your ipad.

One day, you were at home. It was pouring outside and your roommate left for a holiday. Cold, you snuggled under your blankets and read some Gintama on your ipad. Then, you took a piece of paper and tried to draw Gintoki. The first time you drawed and somehow, it turned out nice. You were proud and put the paper back on the table. You looked at your ipad and started reading again. You read and read and started feeling jealous of their lifestyle. Everyday, they make puns, jokes and call each other out for fun. You sighed and said, " Ah, I wish my life was that colourful."

Suddenly, you felt a small little wind, then a big wind. You realised that your ipad turned white and is trying to suck you in. "Woah," you said and got sucked in. The void of white twirled and twirled and made you feel like vomiting. A few seconds later, you vomited. Disgusting. You spun and spun and somehow fell asleep. Well can't blame you there is a big wind and Google says that people sleep better in cold places.

You felt like what was a few minutes and woke up. Looking around you, you see a ramen shop. Surrounding you were bags of recyclable trash and a few stacks of porn magazines. You stood up and staggered towards the ramen shop and noticed that your left ankle seemed twisted. So, instead of walking, you crawled towards the shop. Upon opening the door, you were taken aback by the different shape and colours of people looking like creatures. They turned and looked at you in disgust, which made you realise you smelled like food waste. You immediately whispered a sorry and turned around but seems like you moved too fast and now you're lightheaded. Oops, you fainted. You really like to sleep, dontcha?

Again, you woke up, this time not in a dumpster but on a bed. Looking around you realise you were in a hospital. Patients of other kinds of injuries filled the beds around you and you realise that they look like normal human beings. You tried standing up but had a hard time moving as your left ankle was wrapped in bandages. So, in the end, you stayed in the bed and just stared. You stared at the fan, the ceiling and the old lady in front you. You smiled. The old lady smiled and spitted onto the floor. Seems like she disliked you. You decided to press the assistance bell thingy and a nurse approached you. You asked her where you were and she looked shocked. " You're in Edo, don't you know?"

You were shocked. Your eyes widened. You frantically climbed out of the bed towards the window. "Ah, Miss! Your wounds haven't healed!" The nurse shouted worriedly. Looking out the window, you saw the Terminal. Many ships filled the light blue sky of Edo, the place you wanted to be ever since you started watching 'Gintama'. You started to shake, hurried breaths escaped your mouth. You screamed. The nurse started to look at you in disgust. Light started to shine around you. Your dark brown hair started to turn golden. You screamed louder. " AAAAAAAAA-" You got hit in the head by a tray of food. "Shut the f**k up you brat! This is a hospital not a playground!" The head nurse shouted. "Continue and I'll put you down you lil piece of sh*t!" And she stormed away. Your eyes went Kira Kira. "OMAIGAWD ITS THE HEAD NURSE FROM GINTAMA! IM REALLY IN EDO! IM REALLY IN GINTAMA!" You thought.

The nurse from before approached you and asked you to go back to your bed and rest. You nodded and walked back to your bed. "Oh by the way, do you prefer cash or card?" The nurse asked. Confused, you asked what she meant by cash or card. "Oh, I meant your hospital fees of course!" She smiled warmly. You face went sour. "W-what? What did you say? Sorry m-my ears are a bit bad, could you wait 'till my ears have healed?" You stammered, sweat poured down your face. "Oh, you need not worry Miss, we got you covered," she smiled, "we would add some ear medication to your bill." Your face went pale. "Oh no! Miss you look very pale! Do you need some more medicine?" She asked with a sinister smile. 'She's not trying to hide the fact that she wants to milk money outta me, right?! She's happy to milk money outta me, right?!' You thought.

"Er- erm, excu-excuse me," you stuttered. "I th-think my ears a-are better, I-I won't be needing th-the medicine o-okay?" The nurse looked at you. You stared back. "Tsk," she muttered, with an annoyed face. "Oi! Is this how you treat your patients?! You just 'Tsk'ed me right?! You 'tsk'ed me right?! That's mean! You meanie!" You shouted. "So here's the bill, MADA- Miss," The nurse showed you the bill. 'How much do you enjoy bullying me?' You thought. You took the bill and looked. Your mouth dropped as wide as the gap between the personality of Doraemon and Jason fron Tokyo Ghoul. Your eyes almost popped out of your eye sockets.

The bill costs $300,000. "ITS EXPENSIVE! WHY DOES THIS COST SO MUCH?" You asked. "Oh, because the medication, surgery, x-ray, and service charge all costs money~<3" she said, with a heart. "Oh, or is it," the nurses eyes started to shine, " you don't have money to pay your bills?" She smirked a sadistic smirk. "N-no way! I, t-the protagonist of this Gintama f-fan fic has no money? No way, no way! Th-that's just disappointing! Who would want that?" You laughed, averting your eyes with the nurse.

You started to sweat buckets. You were literally sweating buckets. The ward will filled with ankle deep sweat. Your bed's all sticky with sweat. You can taste the salty water in your mouth. "You know it's fine you know?" The nurse said. "You don't have to pay the bill, you just have to get out of the hospital you know?" Moments later, you were on the ground outside the hospital with your undergarments and the bandage on. You gave up and went to a park and slept. Lucky for you, it was winter so you can sleep better, even though it was only afternoon and everyone can see you half naked.