Gintoki X Reader - 18+ Smut??? (contains weird ass kinky shit) 😳🥵🥴😩🍆💦

You joined the hostess club.

He was standing there, in the corridor, back facing you. You looked at his broad shoulders and tall figure. You stood there frozen, uncertain about what to do. That was when he turned around. You blushed in embarrassment as you were only wrapped in a bath towel. Suddenly, you heard loud footsteps approaching you. It was Otae. She came back. You started to cry in relief. She embraced you in her warm arms. "Aww, it's okay, it's okay," she consoles. Gently, she stroked your head. She then glared at him. Letting go of you, she accelerated at full speed towards him. Like a lion, Otae pounced onto him.

"Die, you fucking eastern gorilla beringei!" She slapped, while punching Isao at the same time (it's confusing I know. It's confusing for me too).

"O-otae-," you stuttered, but to no avail.

"You disgusting cock filled pervert! First you harass me and now you're going to harass another girl? You utterly useless piece of excuse for a human being!"

"Otae-Chan, I-I didn't do anything- ah-ah-ah not there please! No I'm innocent! No I just saw her only! Please! Ah! That place no! Not there!" Kondō Isao cried.

Out of breath, Otae turns to you and asks if you were okay and if you were traumatised by that perverted gorilla. You anxiously calmed her down and explained everything to her. She understood and hit him once more before teaching you how to wear a kimono.

Finally calming down, Otae treats you to some tea. Sitting down on tatami was a first for you. Sitting down, you snuggled into the kotatsu. It was also a first. You admired all the antiques and designs of the old and traditional house's living room. You suddenly felt a mixed feeling of excitement and nervousness. It's like that feeling when you ride a roller coaster and you are excited and nervous for the first drop, but you got used to it after the drop and felt like vomiting after too much movement (people with motion sickness shouldn't ride roller coasters). You fidgeted with your hands under the kotatsu. You started to speak.

"Otae-san," you paused, " why did you take me in?"

"Hmm, what do you mean?" She questioned.

"I mean like, I don't know you, you don't know me, but still you took me home and let me use the bath. That isn't something that a random person would do to a stranger, right?"

There was a long pause. A really long one. And it was quiet too. It was so quiet that you could hear the humming of the quietness when you're in your car with the door closed and it haven't started it up. Otae took a deep breath, which helped to interrupt the silence.

"A-actually, it's because..." she muttered in a shy voice, "Because...because the hostess club is short handed!"

You've been tricked, you've been backstabbed, and you've been quite possibly, bamboozled. You stood up in shock. You didn't think that Otae were the type to lie to someone. You took a step back in disbelief. You were shook. And not only shook, you were jungshook. You stared at Otae in betrayal. She wasn't meeting your eyes. Looking down at your palms, an eye-sweat threatened to slide down your face.

"I-I can't believe it, you, I... I thought we had a special connection... but it seems like I was wrong... I have been deceived by your words, and I have fell for your lies... you... you... you are such an insensitive bastard, you BAKA!" And you ran away from her home but came back immediately after realising you had no money to live on your own. So you decided to just work at the club.

At night, you followed Otae to her workplace. After doing some paperwork and things that I don't know of, you were officially an employee of the hostess club! (Yay! You've now unlocked the achievement " Get Touched By Disgusting Old Men And Most Probably Get Sexually Assulted!" Just kidding we are family-friendly series)

So this is your first night at work. You had a few customers. A pervy old man. But you endured it. And you found the JUMP here funny too. That's nice. Your second customer was a poor middle aged man with fungi growing on his face. Like his face was covered in mushrooms and polypores. It was pretty disgusting. He should visit a doctor. But you took advantage of it and got some pretty big shiitakes. Your third customer was bald. Your forth customer had a glitter allergy. And your last customer... had err... he had "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis". He too shouldn't be here. Go home.