Gintoki X Reader - 18+ Smut??? (contains weird ass kinky shit) 😳🥵🥴😩🍆💦

Confession.

Ahh, I've been smokin' JJBA for the past week or so... Now everything is a Jojo reference to me. Even breathing is a Jojo reference. Life itself is a jojo reference. Time is a jojo reference. Even jojo is a jojo reference. I can't it escape anymore, can I? Fuck.

Also, imma continue with the first person narratives (even though third person is the easiest.)

~Author

Oh no, he was awake.

My, I made a huge mistake.

Sitting up, I turned to him.

"How long have you been awake?"

"Since you started to touch my hair. What are you, a pervert?"

Ignoring his retort, I continued.

"Why are you awake?"

" I needed to piss, what else? Unlike you, I don't go around kissing people's foreheads."

I turned red, but I doubt Gintoki saw that in the dark room. I started to fidget. I needed to avoid all types of eye contact. Eye contact is bad. I could die. Of embarrassment. The short silence felt awful. The pressure was suffocating. No I need to brave!

"So? What's your problem? Why'd you do that?"

Okay, calm down. If you start panicking you'll seem like a creep and Gintoki will look down on you even more! You'll be at the same level as that Saru!

"I-I-I-I-I d-d-didn-n-n't m-m-mean t-to..." Gintoki looked at you with disgust.

STOP IT MYSELF!! YOU LOOK LIKE A CREEP!!! YOU LOOK LIKE A PERVERT!!! YOU ACTUALLY LOOK MORE LIKE A PERVERT THAN BEFORE!!! YAMEROUUU!!! IT'S PAINFUL JUST WATCHING YOU TALK!!! YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS!!! AGGHHHH WHAT A PAIN!!!

"I..." Calm down, myself! You can do it, myself! I believe in you, myself! Tell him everything! Don't hold back!

"I... thought you looked cute... so I touched your hair... it was really soft... and then I... had the urge... to... kiss your forehead... BUT! I'm not weird okay? I'm not a pervert, don't think of me like that!" Gintoki's face contorted into a disdainful grimace.

YOU RUINED EVERYTHING, MYSELF!!! NOW YOUR CRIME IS INEXCUSABLE!!! NOW YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY DEEMED YOURSELF THE TITLE OF DIRTY OLD MAN!!! YOU'LL HAVE TO LIVE IN HIDING!!! QUICK THINK OF AN EXCUSE!!!

"..No! I mean as in...! It's like a... it's a way of showing respect from where I come from, y'know? Tons of people do it all the time...! So... yea...?" I anxiously said, all of it which is just bullshiting.

Gintoki was quiet for a while. He was still laying on his futon, but this time touching his forehead and facing up instead. He went silent for a few seconds. With my back sweating profusely, I gulped. The air was as tense as it was awkward for me. I trembled as a strange cold wind blew up my spine. With shaky movements, I took a peek at Gintoki.

As if almost instantly, he got up, eyes all focused on me.

"Well, if it's your hometown's tradition then I guess there's no helping it." He paused and looked away. "...I'm going to the toilet."

The doors quietly slid shut and there was no other sounds except for my ragged breathing. Instantaneously, whole ocean of guilt and embarrassment washed over me. Shit that was a horrible lie. Why did I do that? Why did I even have the urge to kiss his forehead? That's gay. Wait no it isn't. I don't have a gender. Or am I a woman? I probably am, so that ain't gay. But it's still awkward anyways. It's cringe. I'm cringe. How did he even believe that lie? I don't like this... I want to go home, mother.

...

Should I just... tell him the truth? No, my twisted tsundere character doesn't allow it. But... fine! I'll tell him tsundere style. But... not today... tommorow... night... with no one home... so we can fuck. No. Why. No. I'll just do it today. I'll kabedon him. Then he'll be embarrassed. Then he'll fall in love! This plan is perfect! It's a completely well planned plan with no flaws whatsoever! I'll do it! I'll even add a cool pick up line in the process!

Soon, the doors opened and Gintoki silently walked in. I pulled him and pulled a chair with me in the process. With all my strength, I pushed Gintoki onto the wall and put the chair infront of him. I stood on the chair and had to bend down to look at him face to face. With both my hands blocking his escape while supporting my weight, I froze.

Why did I do this? Am I stupid? Am I mentally impaired? Do I really need to sleep? Did the stress get to me? I started to stutter and mumble. I too slowly turned into a tomato. Gintoki gave me a confused expression. Thus I resorted to a pick up line. Guys love this. Here we go.

"M-mayo is c-creamy, m-m-mayo i-is... sweet... and... j-j-j-just l-like... mayo... you... m-m-MAKE MY LIFE C-C-C-COmplete..."

WHAT IS THIS? A GINHIJI DOUJIN? WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD??? DIE ALREADY!!! TALK ABOUT MAYO WITH HIJIKATA!!! THIS IS A GINTOKI X READER FANFIC FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! I mean... it's not like I don't read ginhiji but... its not like i hate it... in fact i love it... i read it almost everyday- WAIT WHAT AM I SAYING???

I blushed even harder, a now almost cinnabar-ish colour coloured my face. It was weird feeling, such embarrassment. Although it was uncomfortable, it had some sort of a thrill to it. It was probably the adrenaline. My arms started to tremble.

Gintoki narrowed his eyes.

"What are you doing?"

It's time.

"I..."

I can't say it. What if he rejects me? What if he is disgusted by me? What if... This is nerve-wrecking. I... I'm not doing it. I can't. I just can't

"It's nothing. I'm just comparing our height. That's all, goodnight to you too." I muttered softly, but loud enough for him to hear.

I get off the chair and put it back where I found it and lay in my sleeping bag.

I didn't look at Gintoki and turned to face the window.

"About the kissing your forehead thing... you were crying like a baby in your sleep so I thought I'll take this chance to be a pervert. Sorry for lying about my hometown tradition." You confessed, which also counts as a confession, which is why the title didn't lie.

Gintoki blushed.

"W-what are you saying?! I'm a man! Men don't cry in their sleep, what? No, I don't cry, you're the one who cried!" He shouted.

I ignored him and fell asleep.

Gintoki looked at your back as he walked to you and squatted down, leaned over and gave you a kiss on the forehead in return.

"This is for taking advantage of me when I'm asleep. Stop acting like a pervy old man that's drooling all over a young schoolgirl while breathing heavily. It's too loud, idiot." Gintoki whispered in a frustrated manner and returned to his own bed.

I wanna draw out the last scene...
~Author