Gintoki X Reader - 18+ Smut??? (contains weird ass kinky shit) 😳🥵🥴😩🍆💦

You had a bad dream.

You had a bad dream. You dreamt of being chased by a big lemon. Sprinting as fast as your legs could carry you, you ran from the lemon, trying to put yourself in a distance that is hard for the lemon to catch. But unfortunately, the lemon had juice jet power and flew in front of you. You were shocked and tripped towards the lemon. The lemon then caught you in his arms in a princess style.

Lemon: Be careful! What would I do if you got hurt? But... it's not like I care about your safety or anything... don't get the wrong idea, you Baka! I'm still your enemy, okay?!
You: Ah! I-I'm sorry! I... I um... I...

Flustered, you stammered and tripped on your words.

You: I... I'm sorry... I... Ah! I can make up for my bad deeds! How can I make up for my wrong doings? Please tell me! Or I'll have to live with this guilt for the rest of my life! I'll rather commit seppuku!

This however, made Lemon-Kun embarrassed in turn. Slowly, his face started to turn green.

Lemon: I... you.... Okay, fine. You want to know how you can apologise properly? That's right, in this world, you pay with your body!

He then proceeded to pin you onto the wall. Grasping your wrists tightly, he looked you in the eyes. "Are you sure about this?" He asked, still staring into you. Embarrassed, you break eye contact and look towards the ground. The ants crawling by looked so carefree. For a second, you wanted to be an ant. "o...okay..." you murmured, trying to feel as small as possible. You were willing to do anything, if it could help get rid of your guilt, even having to lose your honour.

Lemon-Kun inched closer by the second, closing the space between him and you, until finally, you could feel his hot breath on your face. Both of you started to breathe in sync with each other, keeping it shallow and hurried. Lemon-Kun cupped your face in his hands and turned you to face him. His hands were cool and wet you noticed. From this distance, you saw his yellow skin glistening in the sun, accompanied by his shining blue eyes. You were bewitched by his eyes and also started to inch closer to him. Steadily, your mouths started to connect when...

A torpedo shot at you.

Surprised, you scrambled to your feet and looked around. Ah, the Shinsengumi are fighting again. You quickly run away before you get caught up in the mess. All of a sudden, Hijikata Toshiro jumped in front of you. You were surprised (my my you are very surprised this chapter.) and tripped. Falling towards Hijikata, you thought," Oh my, is this... my real life Lemon-Kun?" You embraced for the embrace but to your disappointment, Hijikata kicked you away.

"Ew, who's that half naked girl? Do I know her? Disgusting. Don't block my way!" Then he continued to fight. But was then at the spot bazookaed by Okita Sougo. Overcomed with sadness, you retreat into the shadows of an alleyway. There, you found a yukata and wore it. At least you aren't half naked anymore you disgusting piece of shi-

So in the end, you still haven't met Gintoki. :( What do you expect me to do? Write a lemon? No one even reads this anyways. This is sad, man.