Gintoki X Reader - 18+ Smut??? (contains weird ass kinky shit) 😳🥵🥴😩🍆💦

Isn't it fun?

One day, which was almost half a year later, you decided to quit the hostess club.

"Why?", Otae asked, with a disappointed look on her face. "You were doing so good though. Look at the chart, you're ranked number three in the place!"

You sighed. Both of you were seated in a nice little coffee shop just a little near the main street that was full of bustling activity. It lies on a small quiet street with other small coffee shops. The coffee shop was small with a cosy feel to it with you, Otae and a few other people in it. The walls were decorated with shelves of coffee beans in jars, potted plants, candles, cute little figurines, and many, many stacks and collections of manga. It was like an introverted weeb's dream. Everything in the shop felt so surreal. Surreal with aesthetic. Maybe that was why you liked it.

You shrugged a little and took a sip out of the piping hot cup of tea in front of you. You ended up burning your tongue.

"I don't know," you paused to think about it, and continued, "maybe because I don't wish to serve old geezers anymore, or maybe even because I wish to lead a more exciting life. There can be many reasons, Otae-chan." You smiled at her.

"... I'll support your decisions... but if you have any problems, please come to me, I'll help you! Because we are friends, right?" Otae held my hands in her warm ones, looking at me in confirmation.

Her hands are warm, they are so warm. Oh, how warm her hands are! Even though they are rough from hardship and domestic violence, they are still so soft and comforting. You missed this feeling. You nodded,

"That's right, we are friends."

After you two left the coffee shop, you headed straight back home (Otae's home- You are staying there temporary) to pack your bags. You made up your mind to work for Gintoki, either as a housekeeper, or an actual Yorozuya crew. And you'll live there, in the shophouse, together with him, cooking every meal for him, spending all your time with him, so and so. Occasionally, you'll go out and help with their countless jobs that they have to prove that you were also a hardworking person. Slowly, you will make Gintoki fall in love with you, and then.... You giggled at this thought. It's not everyday you get to meet your husbando. You are filled with determination. Sorry man, I'm a dirty sans fangirl. Du du duu du du du duu du du du.

"I wish to work here." You said, with a demanding tone.

"Sure." Gintoki yawned, lazing on the sofa.

"Yatta!" You jumped in joy. "From now on, I'll live here!"

Gintoki sat up in surprise and looked at you with a shocked expression. "What did you just say?"

"I said," You took a deep breath, "I'm living here from now on!"

Kagura opened her bedroom door. "Ichi-nee is going to live here? Yay!"

Kagura exclaimed and ran towards you, seemingly excited to have you living together with her. You too, were exhilarated by the mere thought of living with Gintoki and Kagura. It was almost as if you have achieved your dream. But... you still need more. It's... too empty... your heart is so empty.

Gintoki scratched his head and put up a hand that probably signaled for you to slow down or stop.

"Oi oi, wait! You can't make such sudden decisions!" Gintoki reasoned, still confused. "Where are you going to sleep anyways?"

"Eh? Where I'm gonna sleep?" You tilt your hear to the side and gave a warm smile. "Your room of course! I can't wait to be roommates with you!"

Gintoki stood up in shock. "What? Why my room? Weren't you living happily together with Otae?"

"Well you see, I didn't want to trouble her, so...."

"Then don't trouble me! Go back! I don't care if you sleep on the street!"

"Are you really willing to let a young woman sleep on the streets? I might get hurt!" You looked at Gintoki with pitiful eyes that were slowly tearing up.

"...tsk, do what ever you like," Gintoki sat back down and continued reading is JUMP.

You suddenly got pissed. You took an envelope out of your pocket. Taking Gintoki's hand in yours, you put the envelope onto his hand. You leaned into his ear and whispered,

"Come on, I'm not saying that I'm staying here for free~"

Gintoki opened the envelope to find 300 yen in it.

"Are you an idiot?" He scorned.

Thus this marks the first step you take on the fun journey of becoming Gintoki's girlfriend. (even though it took 8 chapters + 3 extras to get to this point.)