Gintoki X Reader - 18+ Smut??? (contains weird ass kinky shit) 😳🥵🥴😩🍆💦

On a Silent Night.

I'm starting to give up on this. What a pain, writing stories are a pain. Actually life itself is a pain.

I want to be a cheeseburger.

~Author

I feel like writing in the first person's view t'day.

Today was a tiring day. We had to wake up early and rush to our new job and only finish at late evening. Even when we came back, everyone was too tired to eat or bathe. Kagura immediately fell asleep and next in line was Gintoki. I forced myself to take a shower at the very least before going to bed.

I shared the same room with Gintoki. Well, it's his room so it was mostly him who was doing the sharing. He sleeps in a futon while I sleep in a sleeping bag. I find it much more comfortable than a futon. The cozy feeling, it's like I'm going on a camping trip with my friends! It feels so accelerating! Ah, my heart's beating from excitement! He sleeps in the middle of the room a few metres away from me. I was closer to the window, so all the moonlight and stuff shone on me. It was a bright night with clear skies too so it was harder to sleep. I turned my back to the window and looked at sleeping Gintoki's face. It wasn't the first time I've seen him this vulnerable. I had pictures. Damn that Saru for taking them! Why did I even give it to her in the first place?! Kuso!! Chikushou!!

Gintoki's kinda cute, not gonna lie. For a guy in his late twenties, he looks pretty young, not gonna lie. He was turned to me so I could see his face and his eyes and his nose and his chin and his eyebrows and his mouth and the little trail of saliva dripping from his lips. The moonlight shone in a way that only his nose and mouth was visible under the light. Aww, he's cute when he's sleeping. But I didn't wear glasses so I couldn't that see well. Silently, I inched closer to him to observe his face a little more. I'm not a stalker don't worry, I just have experience being sneaky. And taking pictures too.

At a closer distance, I could see his face, which was very tense for some reason. His eyebrows were furrowed and he looked scared, as if he was having a bad dream about ghosts chasing him or something. He was sweating profusely and seemed to be in pain. Warily, I touched his head to try to calm him down. As soon as my hand made contact with Gintoki's scalp, a quiet and soft groan escaped his lips.

'Zukyuuun!!!♡' I thought, pulling my arm and myself back into the shadows that I belonged to.

'What's this guy's problem?! Why is he so cute?! This is bad... he's gonna wake up before I even get the chance to even touch him! This man's dangerous... I need to proceed with caution from now on...' I thought while my face turned a bright crimson.

The finger I touched him with... it felt warm... oh no... my heart's beating too fast... I can't catch my breath... oh god... I'm nervous... oh god... my stomach feels like there are butterflies in them... it feels tickly... oh god... imma puke.... No! Calm down! This is the one and only chance I have to do things to Gintoki! Things that I normally wouldn't do because of my weird and twisted tsundere personality! You can do it, myself!

As I approach him once again, this time more wary as well as nervous, I touch his head once more. Although he groaned again, it sounded less painful this time. I lightly stroke his silver natural perm, enjoying the silky touch the hair had. It was thick, the hair that is. Gintoki had a lot of hair.

I look at his face, which have softened a lot. He looked calm and serene, as if the ghost in his dream had left and now he's in wonderland surrounded by beautiful women. He even had a small smile on him. Well then, I guess my job here is done. I don't want to feel guilty for acting like a pervert and touching someone's hair. I'll try to go back to sleep.

I start to get up when someone grabs me by the hand. I then got pulled back down to face Gintoki's cute sleeping face again. But this time, a glistening thing fell down his cheeks. Softly, he mumbled,

"...don't... leave... alone...."

'I WON'T GO ANYWHERE GIN-SAMA!!! I WILL BE YOUR LOYAL DOG THAT FOLLOWS YOU TILL THE END OF TIME!!! EVEN THE OCEAN WON'T DO US PART!!! O' GREAT LORD SAKATA GINTOKI, YOU ARE MY HUMBLE MASTER AND I, YOUR LOWLY BUTLER!!! TOGETHER, WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD IN SEARCH FOR THE LOVE THAT HAS YET TO BLOOM BETWEEN US!!! PLEASE I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOUR SIDE!!! TAKE ME EVEN TO HELL WITH YOU, O' GREAT AND MIGHTY LORD SHIROYASHYAAA!!!' I shouted, internally, showing my hardcore affection for Gintoki.

But, that sentence is probably not for me. He's just sleep-talking, afterall. It's better to not show my emotions. It's better than getting hurt by a rejection. I'll just say what he wants to hear, even though it is kinda disappointing to hear your love interest say something so sweet that's not directed at you. I guess this is what they call 'unrequited love'. But... I guess I'm still happy that something like that was said to me.

With a feeble and disappointed smile, I say,

"Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere. I'll be here, so don't cry."

I played with Gintoki's hair, which made him smile a little more and relax entirely. Soon, he was fast asleep with the quiet sound of snoring travelling around the room. I stopped patting him and put my hand onto his face. I stroked his soft, almost translucent skin with my hand, rough from exposure to the elements. His skin felt like a silk blanket, although thin, it still wraps around your hands and keeps you warm and comfy in the cold winters. I took a deep breath.

"Hey... did you know you're kinda cute...? I can't help but... f-fall... i-i-in... I... I really... I... I like-"

I bite my lip nervously, then sighed.

"What a pain.... Whatever."

I inch closer to Gintoki's face, his warm breath brushing on my burning cheeks. It tickled a bit. I originally wanted to aim for his lips but... it might be his first and... I wouldn't want to take it from his special someone, would I? I calmly gave a light kiss to his forehead and went back to bed. I didn't want to think too much about what happened. I don't wish to feel embarrassment. Oh no I'm feeling embarrassed.

"..."

"Why did I do that...?"
"Why did you do t-that?"

Oh no, he was awake.