Dallon weekes and debby Ryan were secretly dating, cause debby was actually dating Patrick stump. One day, they were kissing in the back of the class, and Patrick was like, "I need a pencil." So he went into the class. He walks in and he sees them and is like, "barbecue sauce on my tiddies," and he dates his pencil instead. It turns out though the pencil is Cosmo and the eraser is Wanda. Lauren and camilla cabello are there too, and they join in with Patrick and his pencil. You dont want to know what they did with that pencil :( debby gets bored so she goes into the closet to go play dolls with castiel, an angel of the lord. Dean decides to go into the closet aswell, even though hes gay as fuck, hes back in the closet. He pushes debby aside and takes that angel by the hand. Castiel whispers in Dean's ear, "a s s b u t t..." then they make out. The teacher, Brendon Urie is like, "Have to have Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhh, " then he hits a blunt. The kids all join in. Camilla and Lauren and Patrick are all shirtless in the corner, they dumped the pencil and just went off. Camilla doesn't like Patrick for some reason, something about his soul voice and sideburns. Then Dallon said, "This ain't no waste trainer, this a back brace, I got scoliosis. Also, Brendon, I have hIGH HOPES were gonna be together." Then they got married, the end.
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My cousin Kayleigh-18
My sister Cadence- 13
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Fanfictionjust a bunch of random little stories of emo band one shots. including some of my favorite ships ;) I'll add a warning at the beginning of the story if I have to. Also, ships mainly include peterick and brallon. Sry if yall dont like that stuff. Fe...
