Batboys Oneshots

Frozen Yogurt- Jason

3 minutes, the employee said she would be back in 3 minutes. Yet still somehow Jason broke the stupid frozen yogurt machine, to be precise the black cherry one. I don't even know how he did it, one second it was pouring normally then the next when he stops, the machine keeps on going. The cherry flavoured treat poured out so much that some was now dripping on the ground while I stood there shocked. Jason continued putting on toppings not even noticing the huge mess right in front of me, I turned to him mouth wide open.

"JASON!" I yell trying to get his attention for the huge mess he has made, he just turns around.

"Yes?" He replies, I point to the machine that will still oozing. His mouth drops not expecting what was happening, he turns back to me and shrugs.

"Don't just shrug your shoulders, clean it. You are the person that made it." I say to him trying to find napkins somewhere while slightly panicking.

"It's fine I'm sure this happens all the time the person that cleans up will deal with it." He says, trying to calm me down. I found some napkins and whip them at him.

"Did you just yeet napkins at me?" He asks with his eyebrows raised.

"Yes, I did, now clean up the huge mess that YOU made." I say exaggerating the you in the sentence.

"But (y/n) they have people to do this already." He says slightly whining. I raise my eyebrows at him, and he gets on his knees and starts trying to wipe up the yogurt. He cleans most of it up, then the employee walks back in and sees Jason on the floor.

"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that, the black cherry machine leaks all the time." She says to us. Jason gets up and gives me 'I told you so' look which I simply roll my eyes at. He pays for his yogurt and we walk outside.

"Well that was a messy date." I say while walking down the street breathing in the Gotham air.

"Hey, it wasn't that bad, I have had much worst experiences." He replies.

"Yes, because your several puns, or your knowledge about several things that most people don't know is great." I say turning around to face him.

"That's what makes me different from everybody else and what's wrong with knowing things?" Jason asks while shrugging.

"OK, I'm extremely different from everybody else, and even I didn't know a human head remains conscious for 20 seconds after being decapitated, or that a body decomposes 4 times faster in water than on land. It sounds like you're a really creepy serial killer Jason." I say jokingly to him. I turn back around so that I don't bump into anyone. But what I didn't realize was Jason was slowly sneaking up on me. All of a sudden I felt two hands around my waist and a chilling voice in my ear.

"Well, (y/n) I guess I have to kill you now that you know my secret." Jason whispers, I start giggling slightly. He pulls us both into an alleyway, my back against the wall and him right against me. I look up and he looks right down, and everything's perfect.