PG-13 (language)
[The first time Taehyung bringing Yeontan home]
Taehyung: "Hi guysss! Guess who's finally here? My son!
Jungkook: *spits out banana milk* "Your🥴 What? Tae you can't even take care of yourself?!"
Namjoon: "You told me that you didn't get that girl pregnant..."🤡
Taehyung: "No no no, it's a puppy."
Jimin: *🏃♂️runs into the room* "I HEARD PUPPY!"
Hoseok: "You didn't get me one?"
Taehyung: "I'm not made out of money"
Seokjin: "Yes you are, we all are.💅🏻"
Hoseok: "Jin's gotta point, periodt. We rich😎 bois."
Taehyung let's Yeontan run around and play with everyone in the living room for awhile. He realizes that one member isn't here...
Taehyung: "Where's Yoongi?"🙁
Hoseok: "In is caveeeee.."
Jungkook: "Hyung...he's in his studio."
Taehyung: "He hasn't met Yeontan yet.."
Jungkook: "Oh yeah! Let's go up and show em!"
Namjoon: "Do you guys think that's a good idea???"
Taehyung&Jungkook: "Yes."
Namjoon: "Omfg y'all are literally one braincell.."🗿
Seokjin: "Yoongi doesn't like dogs...he's more of a cat person, heck! Even a cat himself.."
Jungkook and Taehyung walk to the studio and Taehyung opens the door.
Taehyung: "Hyungggg meet you're new nephew! Yeontan!"
Taehyung proudly holds Yeontan up lion king style.
Yoongi: *hisses*
Jungkook: "Uh I'm gonna leave..."
Taehyung places the dog on the ground and let's him go, Yeontan goes towards Yoongi. Yoongi quickly curls up into his chair.
Yoongi: "GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCHHH!"
Taehyung: "It don't bite.."
Yoongi: "YES IT DO—"
author note: if you don't get that vine reference it's either because you're too young or just dumb bruh.
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