Where's my Juul😾

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Disclaimer: THIS IS A JOKE. None of this is real just a reminder for my toxic army people.
Rated: MA

Taehyung running around the house like a complete freak.
"WHEREEE IS ITTTAAAHH?!!"
Yoongi: "Huh? Tae..STOP running around like a psychopath and tell me what's wrong.."
Taehyung: "I LOST IT!! I CANT FIND—,"
Yoongi: "Lost what?? Yeontan?"
Taehyung: "NO!! That's not important right now!!"
Jimin: "That's your dog.."
Taehyung: "Correction Jimin..my SON! Anyway I can't find my juul..😩"
Yoongi: "Omfg wow your nicotine ass can live.."
Taehyung: "NO YOONGI I CANT!! It's like you with Hoseok, CANT live without it!!"
Yoongi: "Did this bitch really—,"
Jimin: "Where have you checked? Wait..what's a juul??"
Namjoon: "Jimin..don't worry about it.."
Taehyung still running around the house up and down the stairs, through the halls, looking everywhere.
Namjoon: "Have you checked your room?🤨"
Taehyung: "YES! And that's where it's supposed to be! It's always next to my bed!😠"
Namjoon: "Ask the others"
Taehyung goes to Seokjin, doesn't have it, asks Hosoek and everyone else again—wait...Jungkook.
Taehyung rushes to Jungkook's room and slams the door wide open..
There, Jungkook was on his bed..holding the juul.
Taehyung: "JUNGKOOK!!"
Jungkook: 👁👄👁💨💨
Jungkook: "Ah wait Tae..just one more hit.."
Jungkook: 💨💨💨
Taehyung: "BITCHH THAT MAH FUCKIN JUUL—,"
Taehyung runs over and tackles him.
Taehyung: "YOU OWE ME A POD—,"
Yoongi walks pass the room with Jimin,
Jimin: "Are they?? Fighting?"
Yoongi: "You know how it is...nicotine addicts.."

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