Jae: hey Yeosang would you like to go out with me sometime?
Yeosang: before i answer that can i ask what the fuck is Yunho doing here?
Jae: oh he's just supporting me
Yunho: yeaah let's goo you're doing amazing!
Hongjoong: can we talk about the email you sent out to everyone?
Jae: it was a critical update
Hongjoong: it just says 'i'm back on my bullshit'
Jae: people need to know
*at the dinner table*
Seonghwa: focus this time okay?
Jae: o k a y
Seonghwa: *starts grace* our father,
Jae: our daddy-
Seonghwa: leave
Jae: *taps pen*
Wooyoung: *taps pen in response*
Jongho: stop that
Jae: stop what?
Jongho: you're talking about me in morse code.
Wooyoung: yes, that's what we're doing. in our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
*later*
Jae, to Yunho: that's... exactly what we did.
San: croissants: dropped
Wooyoung: chickens: looked at
Yeosang: road: works ahead
Hongjoong: your actions: have consequences
Jae: barbecue sauce: on my titties
Mingi: Trey: has a basketball game tomorrow
Wooyoung: shavacado: free
Mingi: potato: flying around my room
Jae: Miss Keisha: fuckin' dead
San: Me: a burnt chicken nugget
Seonghwa:
Seonghwa: i didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
Jae: hey i'm hungry you wanna go to
Jae & Mingi: tacobell?
Jae & Mingi: ha, jinx, you-
Jae: owe me a kiss on the lips
Mingi:
Mingi: *screams and tries to leave the car*
Jae: *locking the car doors* you're not goING ANYWHERE MINGI
Seonghwa: i don't think you care about anyone in general
Jae: you're right
Seonghwa: wow i didn-
Jae: Hongjoong isn't just anyone
Yeosang: hyung, please revoke your 'no swearing' rule.
Hongjoong: why?
Jae , somewhere in the dorm: well that just DILLS MY PICKLE!
Seonghwa: you better buckle up and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds.
Jae: we goin' to McDonalds if i don't do my work?
Seonghwa: no
Jae: yes the rest of ATEEZ are dumbasses
Jae: but they're MY dumbasses so say something mean and it's on sight.
*phone rings*
Jae: ATEEZ residence, cute one speaking.
Changbin: wooyoung, what happened to your v—
Jae: ok for you it's "that bad bitch who's about to break your neck" speaking.
Hongjoong: you're driving a car and then you see Seonghwa and Jongho in the street
Hongjoong: which will you hit first?
Jae: definitely Jongho
Hongjoong, massaging his temples: you're supposed to hit the breaks, Jae. not Jongho.
Someone: Yeosang
Jae, vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass: yeah i love him a normal amount
Jae : yum! thanks!
Kidnapper: *putting more tape over her mouth*
Kidnapper: i said stop eating it!
Jae: you're fucking annoying you know that?
San: then stop holding my hand
Jae: absolutely not
((Finally got a break from school and decided to surprise everyone with their favorite type of chapter!!! Hope everyone is well and enjoys the incorrect quotes!! 💕))
