Jae: I'M SO EMBARRASSED I WENT TO STARBUCKS AND I WENT TO TAP MY CARD ON THE MACHINE BUT IT WASN'T WORKING AND I WAS LIKE WTF AND THE BARISTA WAS LIKE UHH AND THEN I LOOKED DOWN AND I WAS USING MY YEOSANG PHOTOCARD I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE EMBARRASSED IN MY LIFE
Yeosang: Your what?Yunho: Hey, nice top
Jae: Oh this old thing? Thanks!
San: I have a name
Yunho: what
Jae: what
San: whatHwanwoong: I need you
Jae: for?
Hwanwoong: ever
Jae: oh. I um-
San, pushes Hwanwoong away from Jae: I think tf notJae: Hey, Hwa
Seonghwa: Yes?
Jae: Can a person breathe inside of a washing machine while it's on?
Seonghwa:
Seonghwa: Where's Yunho?Hongjoong: Jae, we can't keep him
Jae: *hugging a happy Yeonjun*
Jae: well why not?
Hongjoong: we just can't
Jae: I found him and I'm keeping him!
Hongjoong: he has his own group already-
Soobin: oh no, you're more than welcome to keep himJae: Jongho said if I lick the outlet I'll get superpowers
Yeosang: Jae don't-
Yunho: What kind of superpowers?Mingi: I accidentally ate Yeosang's chicken. How long do I have left to live?
Jae: 10
Mingi: 10 what?
Jae: 9Hongjoong: I want to hear those three little words
Jae: I love you
Hongjoong: Cute, but try again
Jae: Fine. I will behaveJae: Tall people, if we are walking together please take into consideration my small legs. I can't keep up with you. Please think of my small legs.
Mingi: Just get a pair of roller skates and hold on to my sleeve, we don't have all dayJae: I guess you could say I've 'fallen' for you
Hongjoong: You literally just rolled down eight flights of stairs how the fuck are you even alive?Jae: You call it 'really bad at darts', I call it freestyle acupuncture
Seonghwa: I'm gonna have to ask you to leaveJae: *rolls down the window*
Jae: What seems to be the problem, officer?
Officer: Get the fuck out of my car!Jae: Hey, if I ask you a question about a boy, do you promise not to be weird?
Yunho: Yes. I promise.
Jae: Okay well there's this guy-
Yunho: You can do betterJae: I just tried making a reservation at the library
Yeosang: You don't need a reser-
Jae: But I couldn't get one
Yeosang: Please stop talking
Jae: It was fully...
Yeosang: Don't
Jae, softly: Booked
Wooyoung: *wheezing from across the dorm*Mingi: Jae I need a favor
Jae: I'm not giving you a lap dance again
Yunho: Lap dance?
Hongjoong: AGAIN?!Yeosang: I don't think you should have any more coffee...
Jae: Coffee cures depression
Yeosang: I don't really think tha-
Jae: MORE ESPRESSO LESS DEPRESSOJongho: What time does the judgmental express arrive?
Mingi: Wooyoung and Jae get here at noonYunho: I dare you
Seonghwa: Jae isn't allowed to accept dares
Yunho: Why not?
Jae, head bowed: I have no regard for my own safety...Jongho: Hey Jae, can I have a soda?
Jae: What did the others say?
Jongho: They said no
Jae: Then why are you asking me?
Jongho: 'cause they're not the boss of you
Jae, thinking: it's a trap...but he's not wrongJae: I'm a confident dancer
Seonghwa: You kicked Jongho in the face-
Jae: But I did it with confidence!
Seonghwa: first the car aND NOW THIS!( Aye lesgedit! I was planning on taking a longer break from here, but I'm feeling motivated and decided to get some writing done here and on some other books as well! )