*Dispatch following Jae*
Boss: have you got anything?
Dispatch reporter: i think she knows she's being followed, sir
Boss: how so?
Dispatch reporter: every five minutes she turns around and slut drops at the camera
Yeosang: what are you doing?
Jae: playing with the dog
Yeosang: since when do we have a dog?
Jae: first of all, 'WE' don't have anything. I do.
Yeosang:
Jae, to Soobin: look, when i offer to tuck Yeonjun into bed, all you have to say is a simple yes or no.
Jae: not all this "who are you and how did you get in our dorm?" nonsense.
Seonghwa: I have a bad feeling about this ..
Jae: what do you mean?
Seonghwa: don't you ever get that small voice in your head that tells you what you're doing might get you in a lot of trouble?
Jae:
Seonghwa:
Jae: .. no?
Seonghwa: that ... that explains so much actually
Jae: omg this girl was wearing the ugliest skirt ever
Yunho: who was it
Jae: i'm not telling!
Yunho: tELL ME
Jae: NO
Yunho: SAY THE NAME
Dino: SEVENTEEN
Yunho: HOW DID YOU GET IN OUR DORM??!
Jongho: What's an orgasm?
Yunho: When you fold paper to look like birds and shit.
Jae: That's oregano, bitch.
Hongjoong: jae, can I talk to you for a minute?
Jae: ooo, someone 's in trouble
Jae: ...
Jae: it 's me. I don't know why I said that
Wooyoung: did you hear about that guy that was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets?
Jae: yeosang, the limit is 412!
Yeosang, cracking his knuckles: let's do this!
Jae: not to be the thottie with the super hot body but...
Jongho: oh my god, please, shut the fuck up
Kidnapper: we have your child
Seonghwa: which one?
Kidnapper: jae
Seonghwa, visibly relieved: aw, that's cute...
Kidnapper: wha-
Seonghwa, whispering: she has you
Jae: god, you're so clingy!
San: you came into 'MY' bed?!
Jae: i've conquered my fear of ghosts
Yunho: that's the spirit!
Jae: OH SHIT WHERE
Hongjoong: how 's your morning going?
Jae: well, san just asked me what my favorite color was, then told me I was wrong.
Hongjoong: so pretty normal.
Mingi: hyung, Bang Chan came to visit last night
Hongjoong: oh, okay
Hongjoong, counting the members: wait...
Mingi:
Hongjoong:
Mingi: oh my god- he took jae
Hongjoong: YOU'RE JUST NOTICING NOW?!
San: started from the jae now we're here.
Jae:
Jae: did you just call me a bottom ??
San: am i wrong?
Jae, running into the other room: ...seonghwa! san is picking on me!
Jae: i-i think i saw a monster
Wooyoung, terrified: w-where?
Jae, pointing at the door: THERE!
Wooyoung: SLENDERMAN!
Yunho, turning on the lights: shut up, it's me
Jae, over the pa system: attention, target shoppers. my friend is hot and ready to trot. he is single and ready to-
Yunho, covering Jae's mouth: bITCH
Jae: how come you 've been so nice to me lately?
Jongho: what do you mean?
Jae: you just seem nicer than usual
Jongho: I'll punch you in the face if you want
Hyunjin: *throwing pebbles at jae's window*
Jae, loudly: you have a phone for a reason!
*loud BANG*
Jae, opening the window: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE AT MY WINDOW ??
Hongjoong: *enters the room*
Jae, watching WooSan intently:
San: she was poetry, but he could not read
Wooyoung: his name was jared, and he was nineteen
Jae, snapping while tearing up: that was beautiful
Hongjoong: *slowly backs out of the room*
Mingi, in the groupchat: height is a choice
ATEEZ groupchat immediately: *several people are typing*
( you ever just think of Chenle up on the rooftop and just absolutely lose it? 'cause same. anyways! enjoy! )
