Jae: I like to wear Mingi's hoodies because they have long sleeves so I can— *smacks Yunho*
Jae: truth or dare
Hongjoong: truth
Jae: how many hours have you slept this week?
Hongjoong: dare
Jae: go to sleep
Hongjoong: I don't like this game
Jae: go to sleep!
Jae: I HATE physical contact
Jae: the last time I had physical contact was when I was beating someone's ass
Yunho: you're literally on San's lap right now?
Jae: you're on thin fucking ice
Jae: Not everyone's gonna like me. I'm not Yeosang
Yunho: c'mon not EVERYONE likes Yeosang
Jae: who doesn't like Yeosang
Yunho: I just mean that-
Jae: WHO IS IT I WANT NAMES
*Seonghwa has added Hongjoong to the chat*
Yunho: dad
San: dad
Jongho: dad
Yeosang: dad
Mingi: dad
Jae: daddy
*Hongjoong has left the chat*
San: so what do you like to do in your free time?
Jae: I like to stalk people
San: ok...well I like to go on runs
Jae: I know
Hongjoong: Jae, you're on speaker so please behave
Jae: or what? You'll spank me?
Hongjoong:
ATEEZ:
Jae: Okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? Because I'm getting mixed signals here.
Seonghwa: my hands are literally inches from your throat right now
Jae: that doesn't answer my question
Stranger: Hey, is that guy bothering you?
Jae: *looking at Yunho*
Jae: yeah, but he's my best friend so I signed up for this
Hongjoong: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"?
Jae: should I not have?
Jae: I can't do it, stress is bad for the baby
Jongho: what baby?
Jae: me, I'm baby
Jae: I slept with San
Seonghwa: oh? I hope you both grabbed extra blankets
Jae:
Jae: no, I mean we had s-
Seonghwa: I HOPE YOU BOTH GRABBED EXTRA BLANKETS
Jae, making finger guns at Yeosang: hey, sexy
Yeosang:
Yeosang: fucking pull the trigger, you coward
Jae: Eye-
*Jae as a doctor*
Jae: I have some bad news
Jae: I'm not a doctor
Patient: but you just gave me surgery
Jae in a whiny voice: bUT you juST gAVe mE- shut the fuck up, that's why it's bad news
Jae: We are screwed
Wooyoung: hey, no. I don't want to hear that defeated attitude. I wanna hear you be upbeat!
Jae, more upbeat: we're screwed!
Jae: Mingi texted me "your cute"
Jae: and I said "no YOU'RE cute"
Jae: and now we're dating
Jae: all I did was correct him on a grammar mistake
( Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone! It is currently 1:50am and I can't sleep so I decided to publish the final chapter of my Christmas gifts to all of you. Anyways! I hope your day is great no matter what time you're reading this! This is my last post for My Way until New Years, but I still have one more gift for you all and this is... My Pace; Stray Kids 10th Member! Go read it now! )
