Second: Do you want to talk about your feelings, Green?
Red: I do
Sec: I know, Red
Red: I'm sad
Sec: I know, Red
Virus: This is so frustrating! I hate everything! I hate everyone!
Red: *voice cracks* Everyone?
Virus:
Virus: Everyone but you.
Blue: Umm... Green, what are you doing?
Green, in a happy voice: Nothing!
Blue: Sweetheart.
Green: Yes?
Blue: You're on fire.
Green: I know :D
Dark: I have an idea!
Sec: No murder!
Dark:
Dark: I no longer have an idea...
Police officer: I am pulling you over because you were trying to fit three people on a motorcycle
Green, with Yellow and Blue behind him: Wait, THREE?!
Officer: yes, you, the lady and the-
Green: RED FELL OFF?!?
*Second facepalming in the distance*
Chosen, holding the rainbow crew: I've only had these two for a hours, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Sec: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Green: Isn't that the bedrock upon which this friendship was founded?
Purple: Blue's not my type, but I don't have a type.
Red: *passes by*
Purple:
Purple: ...maybe I do have a type...
Red: *eats a cinnamon roll*
Purple: What are you doing? That's cannibalism!
Red:
Red: *somehow gets redder*
Sec: Okay, so there's a few problems with your plan. Actually more than a few.
Green: What? Nah! This is gonna work!
Sec: I'm sorry but if you have to tell me there's a 78 percent chance we're gonna die it's not a good plan.
McDonald's cashier: Hello ma'am, may I take your order?
Red, thinking out loud: Ah yes, I want some Mcdeath.
Cashier:
Red, slightly panicked: I mean chicken nuggets!
Meanwhile, in an AU where Red was captured by Dark
Chosen: I just want to know she's okay. That she's surrounded by people, salvaging what little happiness she can in that nightmare. Do you think she cries herself to sleep, not knowing whether she'll ever see us again?
*Meanwhile*
Red, riding go carts with Virus in some play place Dark made for her spider child that she's letting Red hangout in because she's spider thot's friend: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY L I F E
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