Bonus not ship one
Red: ... and just remember, no one can hate you more than you already hate yourself :')
Green: I heard that someone tried to fight a skeleton with their bare hands!
Blue, holding some bonemeal and covered in arrows: Well, maybe, that skeleton was being an jerk!
Victim: What do you call sabotage and vandalism
Dark: A hobby
Victim:
Dark: That I do not indulge in hahaha
Purple: Hey Red, can you carry this box? It's really heavy
Red: *picks up the box effortlessly* Nothing is heavier than the weight of my depression
Purple:
Red:
Purple: I'm now equally impressed and concerned
*on the phone*
Red: So I can't make it tonight...
Purple: How come?
Red: I may have been stabbed just now...
Purple: Only you would try to politely cancel plans while you're bleeding out. Hold on I'll call an ambulance
Blue: Sweetheart, what is the one thing I told you not to do
Green: Burn the house down
Blue: And what did you do
Green: Make dinner...
Blue:
Green: ...
Blue:
Green: ...and burn the house down
Dark: Get out of the way
Victim: Or what, you'll kill me too? And then what? You're going to still be mad at the world, and alone
Purple: Pfft, I'm not clingy
Purple to Red @ 4 AM: If I don't get affection right now I'm going to die
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