Green the chaotic stupid jack-of-all-trates

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!Ship warning!

Second, over the phone, glitching in and out of his "chosen" form: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!

Green: HECK OFF!!!


Blue: hey do you have any shaving cream?

Green: Na, I don't like how it tastes

Blue:

Blue, very concerned: you eat shaving cream?!

Green: No! Why would I eat if I don't like how it tastes?!


Green: I got Wisconsin for problem 12 what did you get?

Second: Green...

Second: Green this was a math test


Green: While you were out I found this cool drinking glass!

Blue: sweetheart that's a vase


Purple: He... he has to be pranking us...

Blue: nope

Second: He's actually that stupid

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