Neptune lay sprawled across the couch, one hand holding a spoon, the other clutching a pudding cup like it was sacred treasure. Plutia sat upside down beside her, humming softly while braiding her doll's hair.
Plutia yawned.
Plutia: Mmm... I wish something funny would happen. Like... Histy tripping on pudding cups or something fluffy.
Neptune: Funny you mention that, Plutie...
She dramatically pulls out a folded slip of paper from her pocket.
Neptune: Behold! Today's Dare of Destiny! It says: "Neptune and Plutia must team up to give Histoire a wedgie."
Plutia: A... wedgie? What's that? Is it, like... a friendship thing?
Neptune (grinning): Oh-ho-ho, it will be. For us, anyway. For Histy? Maybe less so.
She briefly with diagrams, illustrates to her what a wedgie is.
Plutia: Heehee... okay! But... how do we even do it? She's so tiny and always floating around like a sparkly book fairy...
Neptune (rubbing chin): True, true. We need a distraction... something irresistible... something Histy-proof!
Plutia (gasping softly):Pudding trap?
Neptune: Plutie, you beautiful genius
Neptune and Plutia sneak around the kitchen, whispering dramatically like spies
Neptune: Alright, I'll set the bait. Histy can't resist checking for "nutritional balance" in my pudding stash.
Plutia (holding a big bowl):
I made it extra sparkly with whipped cream and sprinkles~ Histy loves talking about "balanced visuals."
Neptune: Perfect once she's inspecting the pudding you go behind her, I'll swoop in and we go full throttle!
Moments later, Histoire floats into the room, holding a clipboard, muttering softly to herself. She looks up.
Histoire: Neptune... why is there whipped cream all over the table again? And... sparkles?
Neptune (grinning nervously):
Ahahaha~ It's a new pudding recipe! Very experimental! I call it "Cream of Chaos." Want to, uh, supervise?
She sighs.
Histoire: If this causes another explosion, I swear—
She floats closer, inspecting the pudding bowl. Neptune gives Plutia a secret thumbs-up. Plutia creeps closer from behind, tiptoeing so quietly it's almost adorable.
Neptune (whispering):
Ready... set...
Plutia (softly giggling):
Now?
Neptune: NOW!
In perfect (chaotic) coordination, Neptune grabbed the back of Histoire's tiny dress while Plutia tugged from the other side.
There was a soft stretching sound.
Histoire (squeaking): Wha—?! NEPTUNE!!! PLUTIAAAA!!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF—?!
Neptune immediately panics.
Neptune: Abort! Abort mission! The fairy fights back!
Histoire's book materializes, casting a lighting spell
Histoire: GET BACK HERE!!
Plutia(giggling): Eee~ Histy looks so red! she's like a tomato fairy~
Neptune(Hiding behind the couch): Plutie! Use your secret weapon! Distract her!
Plutia(Suddenly holding up her stuffed doll): Look, Histy~ Dollie wants to apologize!
Histoire(glowering): you're both grounded for one century!
later....
Neptune and Plutia sit on the couch, both with scorched hair, holding ice packs on their heads.
Neptune(pouting): okay....maybe giving Histy a wedgie wasn't our brightest moment.
Plutia(sleepily smiling): Heehee... but it was funny... she made the cutest angry squeak~
Neptune: True...totally worth the pain.
Histoire floats by glaring with glowing eyes.
Histoire: Next time, I'm replacing all your pudding with broccoli paste.
Neptune(dramatic gasp): Nooooo! my sweet creamy joy!
Plutia: It's probably not that bad.
Neptune(face turns blue in disgust): Plutie...just no.
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