[So all the slasher stories are supposed to be set in the time period of their original films except for Thomas because it's technically the same story as the original just a new Bubba , in case you didn't know (that's why you have a cellphone in some and not in others). Michael: 1978 Bubba: 1974 Bo: 2005 Thomas: 1974 Lester: 2005 Vincent: 2005
What if you met them (in their canon ages) in 2019?
This will include Your Name In Their Phone,How They Text, Their Favorite Meme, Their Favorite Trendy Word.
Michael Myers: Your Name: Your name, but misspelled... he can't be bothered to fix it.
Texting: Even when given the opportunity to speak without using words, he is stubbornly a mute. The MAJORITY of his texts are "yes", "no", ".", and "candy".
Y/N: Where are you? Michael: yes Y/N: What? Michael: candy Y/N: Michael where did you go? Michael: yes
Favorite Meme: Sometimes you show him memes if he will pay attention to you long enough, but he doesn't really react to them. You think he likes the "A KNIFE!" meme because when he sees it, he nods his head yes quietly.
Favorite Word: Michael likes the word yeet because he thinks it means kill. If he is angry he will sometimes text you "kill", but if you don't understand he will start texting you "yeet" instead.
Bubba Sawyer: Your Name: A single heart emoji so he knows he's texting his boo.
Texting: Bubba can't actually read too well... He knows a couple words otherwise text messages look like gibberish to him, so on the rare occasion he does text, he uses emojis. Sometimes he still doesn't make sense though...
Y/N: 🏠🕛?🌙?☀️? (When will you be home? Tonight or today?) Bubba: 🌙 (Tonight) Y/N: 👉🏻🍔? (Have you eaten?) Bubba: 🦖 (Dinosaur emoji)
Favorite Meme: Bubba really likes the vine of the girl dancing with a chicken on her shoulder. It reminds him of his own chickens and you have caught him dancing with his chickens before...
Favorite Word: Bubba fortunately knows how to spell oof and says it a lot. A LOT.
Bo Sinclair: Your Name: Sexy bitch 👉🏻👌🏻... Come on what were you expecting?
Texting: Bo's texting is pretty normal, just poor punctuation and grammar and abbreviations. He hardly ever uses emojis and he fucking LOOOVES to sext.
Y/N: Can you bring me home dinner please? I'm hungry... Bo: ill bring home something u can eat ... Y/N: Bo Bo: thinking about ur tits Y/N: Bo? Bo: yea ill bring home dinner
Favorite Meme: Bo isn't really into memes, he doesn't care for the stupid humor behind them and doesn't laugh at anything you show him. He is really into you though, so if you really like something he will at least try to show his approval and acknowledge your interest. Whatever meme makes you laugh, he will try to smile at.
Favorite Word: Thot. You told him what it meant when you were ranting about girls you remembered hating in high school and he has started using the word unironically in serious situations, referring to every female statue in the town as a thot (yes, even the old lady looking out her window).
Thomas Hewitt: Your Name: Your name, plain and simple.
Texting: Thomas isn't the most educated on spelling and grammar but he can read (for the most part) and try to spell most words. Sometimes he spells them wrong but you understand what he means. He isn't a big texter either, he is as reserved on the screen as he is in person.
Y/N: How much longer? Thomas: 30 minits Y/N: Hurry, I'm tired. Thomas: am cumming Y/N: ... coming* Thomas: yes 30 minits am coming
Favorite Meme: There aren't really any memes that he looks at, his phone is really just to keep in touch with you because he doesn't like being away from you.
Favorite Word: He likes it when you say heck, he knows you can be a little ball of rage so hearing you say heck instead of angrily yelling fuck is amusing to him.
Lester Sinclair: Name: Darling 💍
Texting: Lester isn't very good at spelling and sometimes rambles and makes NO SENSE... He also calls you miss even in text and he also gives you random affection in the middle of his weird ranting.
Y/N: Are you coming over today? Lester: yee im coming littyle miss i promise ill be provably there probably a hour maybe 2 maybe I promise baby girl I love you yourr so pretty Y/N: Are you driving? Lester: i think so
Favorite Meme: He really likes the Walmart yodeling kid, it reminds him of how he sings when he's alone (or sometimes even with you). You prefer Lester's voice over the damn yodeling kid's voice any day.
Favorite Word: DOGGO!
Vincent Sinclair: Name: Mon Amour
Texting: Unlike the other mutes who have hardly anything to say even in text, Vincent has A LOT to say. He is beautifully spoken and so eloquent. Every response is a piece of art!
Y/N: Are you downstairs? Vincent: Yes my dear, I'm sculpting. Do you need me? I can come back upstairs to occupy you, art can wait for you mon amour. Y/N: I want chips Vincent: Do not worry, I will bring them to you dear. You will not go hungry, beautiful. Y/N: chips
Favorite Meme: You were scrolling the webs and sent this to him, it's now his favorite image.
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Favorite Word: He loves to say boi, he doesn't quite understand that it is a joke and he genuinely sees it as an artistic way to spell boy.
