Slasher Imagines/Scenarios (mostly NSFW... wink)

The Stupidest Thing They've Said/Done

Michael Myers:
Michael has seen you use the microwave enough to think he knows what he's doing, so he tried to microwave a can of soup... in the can... Needless to say you don't have a microwave anymore and he isn't allowed in the kitchen without your supervision.

Bubba Sawyer:
Bubba isn't the brightest boy, he for the longest time genuinely believed the only way you could get pregnant was swallowing sperm, since the baby is "in your belly". You don't know who the fuck told him that but they are sick, cruel, or maybe just flat out stupid.

Bo Sinclair:
Bo is pretty smart but can be ignorant about the typical things men are ignorant about, such as your period. You once came with him to get pads and he looked at the size of them and turned to you and said, "Your pussy wasn't that big last week..."

Thomas Hewitt:
Thomas is very smart, easily the most intelligent person in his family. He only lacks education on certain things like females. For a long time he felt a tinge of jealousy that you had round, perky, pretty breasts and his were big and flat. He didn't understand that men and women's breasts varied, only that their lower halves varied... He felt rather stupid when you finally explained to him that his breasts are normal for a guy and that girls just... have boobs like that.

Lester Sinclair:
Lester usually thinks before he speaks so even if he isn't very smart, he doesn't typically say excessively stupid shit. He does a lot of stupid shit though... He's pretty short so he can't reach everything in your house, he wanted to get something on top of the cabinet and thought a rolling chair was the best thing to stand on to get it. He broke a rib and broke 6 plates when he fell on the counter.

Vincent Sinclair:
Vincent's stupid accidents are always when experimenting with wax or art. You don't know until you try it, right? He once stored leftover paint in a hard wax container he made himself, but he forgot to put it somewhere safe while using the wax machinery and it melted... He found a big waxy, paint blob mess all over the floor and swore off using wax for containers.