(HYPOTHETICAL!!) How They Parent

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[This is PURELY HYPOTHETICAL, obviously a serial killer psychopath is not suitable to be a parent and chances are yall reading this are too young to be parents anyway. I know I never write them using condoms during NSFW chapters... It's never crossed my mind because I myself have to be on a form of birth control for medical reasons (I ain't no hoe). That being said, I thought about what would happen if you did have their kid.

Practice safe sex! Don't have babies!]

Michael Myers:
Michael doesn't fully comprehend what pregnancy is, all he knows is you got kinda fat one day. You tried several times to explain to him what was going on but it wasn't until you actually HAD the baby that he realized the reality of it.
Girl: Michael would honestly see your daughter as just a smaller version of you. He would be protective of her for sure, but wouldn't be particularly involved in her upbringing, all the responsibility falls on you. The way he sees it, you're a girl so you must be better at raising girls than he would be.
Boy: His son would be a little version of himself, so he is going to be spoiled to no end. That kid will have all the candy he could ever want and his bitch mom can't do a thing about it. You're not a bitch mom, Michael just REALLY likes his candy... Michael would NEVER leave that baby's side and wouldn't let him be alone like he was.

Bubba Sawyer:
Bubba also doesn't fully understand pregnancy, he genuinely thought it was something that could only happen to cousins (haha incest joke). Once he was able to grasp the idea of him bringing a life into the world, he was ecstatic and helped you every step of the way. Oh, and his entire family was fucking furious.
Boy: Bubba would be extremely excited to teach a boy what he knows about upholstery, cooking, and butchering. He would raise him to treat you the way he himself treats you, with utmost respect. He'd be a little more strict on the boy than he would a girl because he was raised with the belief boys are supposed to be the big strong protectors.
Girl: Bet y'all didn't know Bubba canonically has a daughter at some point... Bubba would be very close to the girl and treat her like a princess, pretty much how he treats you. He would be VERY lenient with her and always want to pamper her the way he did you. He would gladly partake in her girly side and help accessorize her like a little doll.

Bo Sinclair:
"You're pregnant? You're fucking pregnant?" Bo would be pissed even though it's honestly his fault you're pregnant in the first place. He would be incessantly angry all the time and take a LONG time to get over it, but he eventually will.
Boy: Bo would have a very weird relationship with a boy, he would be overbearing but oddly enabling. He would teach him to shoot and everything he knows about cars, probably planning on involving him in his work owning the station. However he would be heavily against disciplining him out of fear of his own discipline when he was a child (how he got those scars).
Girl: Bo wouldn't really be all that into having a girl, as awful as it sounds. He'd honestly leave all the parenting to you but he would be protective of her. Typical redneck dad with a shotgun warding off boys from his daughter...

Thomas Hewitt:
Thomas understands pregnancy but has never witnessed it himself, so his attempts at supporting you may be odd. He won't mind bringing a child into the world and his family would be pretty chill with it too, only being initially angry for a couple weeks.
Boy: Thomas would shamelessly teach his son about the family business despite you wanting to keep him away from it. Even as a child he expects the boy to be strong like him. He'd be rather strict on him and his word (or action, rather, as he's still mute at this point) always rules over yours.
Girl: Thomas would keep the girl as far away from the family business as possible. She is in his eyes the same little damsel her mom is and must be protected. He will be far more gentle with her.

Lester Sinclair:
Lester is an idiot, we all know this. He would honestly think you're kidding until he sees you grow, and even then he'd think you're just getting fat. Genius.
Boy: He would love to have a little boy to teach to hunt, it's the only thing he's good at and wants to pass it on. He would be very close with him and love him as much as he loves you.
Girl: His parenting for a girl wouldn't really differ much from his parenting for a boy. In fact, even if he had a girl and not a boy he would probably still teach her to hunt. Bottom line is he would adore your baby so much you might be competing for his attention.

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