Slasher Imagines/Scenarios (mostly NSFW... wink)

What Does Predictive Text Say About Them?

Yes, this is a joke chapter~
I'm grumpy and need some goofy predictive text to see what my phone has to say about the boys. Here's how it will be set up:

First sentence: 'Their name' is .....
Second sentence: You wish 'Their name' ...
Third sentence: You love it when 'Their name'...

Michael Myers:
Michael is the most important man to be a man, maybe a Brazilian citizen or something. You wish Michael was following this story in a moment before he could pop a boner and then put his finger in the middle of a sandwich. You love it when Michael is proba and his wife has a s on their shit ass originals.

Bubba Sawyer:
Bubba is already affectionate but not intentionally a woman who has committed sexual acts with a motorcycle. You wish Bubba could have had something to make up for how redneck he is and forget about the gays being taken to Disneyland. You love it when Bubba finally gets it and he gets it and he gets it and he gets it.

Bo Sinclair:
Bo is a lot better than the other guy but nothing is better than that one kinda fucking crazy guy. You wish Bo and Vincent setup a little bit of champagne and some depressing memories and the weapon toothed the ball. You love it when Bo gets sick and refuses to undress the dog broke a child.

Thomas Hewitt:
Thomas is the most beautiful pair of sweatpants ever seen and they're probably gonna be all vegetables in a couple days. You wish Thomas had never come over to see the magazine he said he would rather die than ever again eat him in the face. You love it when Thomas meatball help.

Lester Sinclair:
Lester is one dirty redneck with the help of Uncle sam and the 80s so you can go shopping for some suspicious items. You wish Lester would honestly eat you out with his eyes narrowed at your grocery table. You love it when Lester gets a co d when you have a big boi u3u in his pants.

I'm so sorry my phone did this to you guys