Slasher Imagines/Scenarios (mostly NSFW... wink)

When You Are Hungry (+Update)

[Ahhhhhh.... I'm sorry I've been gone for so long. A lot of stuff has been going on with my heart lately, good and bad. The good: I have a date tomorrow! 💗 Your girl's finally talking to real humans and not psycho slashers~
But unfortunately, the bad: I have been having some medical issues concerning my heart and blood. The heart issues may be because I'm deficient in practically everything being severely anemic but it might also be a defect with my mitral valve, we don't know for sure yet.
I'm fine though, don't worry about anything! At most I'll need another blood transfusion and some medication, I'm gonna be okay. I haven't completely forgot about you all though, so here's a quick sweet little chapter to ease back into writing~]

Michael Myers:
Michael doesn't know how to cook you silly goose, you're gonna have to cook something yourself. If you aren't in the mood though, he might share some of his candy... MIGHT. If you entice him with sweets, you can get him to cook with you so don't have to do ALL the work, at least. Don't expect him to be any good, though.

Bubba Sawyer:
Bubba will drop literally everything he's doing to get you some food, he will even bring you some bread or a fruit if his family miraculously has one as an appetizer while he cooks you an extravagant meal. You've definitely put on a little bit of weight since living with him, you'll never know what it's really like to be hungry again as long as he's around. All it takes to get a full course meal is say you're hungry.

Bo Sinclair:
If you aren't willing to go cook something for yourself or if you are in Bo's house, he'll sometimes cook for you. He doesn't know very much about cooking though, so he typically just makes macaroni or spaghetti, something easy. Even then he tends to burn the food, so he'll curse out the pot or pan, slam it around a few times, break a glass, angrily make out with you and then take you to the nearest diner for some quick yummy food.

Thomas Hewitt:
Thomas is also quite the chef, but he will require you to be more patient. He will gladly cook for you, but must finish his chores first. He loves when you praise his cooking so if you want him to continue cooking for you in the future, tell him how fucking DELICIOUS his ribs are.

Lester Sinclair:
Want some roadkill? No...? Oh. Well uh, he can make peanutbutter and jelly too. He's really good at it! You don't mind, you aren't super picky and will eat if you're hungry regardless of how boring it is. Food to you and Lester is mostly just a necessity, you're too busy fucking and having fun adventures together to really care about eating fancy dishes.

Vincent Sinclair:
Vincent doesn't mind cooking for you, but often gets so wrapped up in experimenting and perfecting a gourmet dish that you end up just microwaving a hot pocket or something. Sometimes you could even eat lunch and start cooking dinner before he creates one of his masterpieces. They really are delicious though, so you always have room to eat what he cooks as well.