Slasher Imagines/Scenarios (mostly NSFW... wink)

If They Were "Normal"

[So we all know the slashers aren't "normal", even if I write them to do normal things a boyfriend would like cuddling. There's nothin normal bout cannibalistic serial killers, duh. But what if they WERE normal...?]

Michael Myers:
Michael is known as your local shy boy Halloween fanatic, he never had any friends in high school but was known to really go ALL OUT on Halloween- so much so that his peers thought he was a creep. A Halloween fanatic is far more normal than a murderer, though. He lived pretty close to you in Haddonfield and you've only seen him a few times in your life, usually on Halloween. He would decorate his house insanely and sit out in his yard in costume handing out candy, you watched him scare the shit out of kids as you sat in your own yard handing out candy. You always wanted to know more about this strangely festive guy, so this year you figured you'd take advantage of him being out.

Halloween night came and you peered out your window, sure enough Michael was in his yard already in costume sitting in a lawn chair with the biggest bucket of candy you've ever seen. His costume this year was pretty creepy, a dark blue mechanic suit and a white latex mask with black wispy hair. Your costume wasn't quite as creepy, you were just dressed up as a cat because you procrastinated til the last second. Whoops... You hopped out on to your porch to sit and hand out candy like you did every year, but you hardly paid attention to anything other than Michael. After a couple hours, the stream of kids began to die down until you weren't getting any trick-or-treaters for 20 plus minutes at a time. Michael started to pack up and head inside once another 20 minute mark with no kids passed, now was your chance...

You skipped down your driveway and across the street to his house and you caught up with him before he went inside. "H-Michael!" He turned and looked at you awkwardly and you realized you never actually talked to him before. He didn't say hi back, so you immediately turned bright red and stuttered a little. "Uhm... what uh- what are you up to tonight?" You smiled nervously at the man who you never noticed was fucking HUGE.

He shrugged a little and stared at you with expressionless eyes. You should've guessed he wasn't really a talker... It's okay, you can do this without him talking. "Well uhm... if you're not doing anything, you could uh, come over? If you uh... wanna hang out," you said ever so eloquently. He stayed still for a moment before nodding slightly and closing his front door to follow you back to yours.

You smiled and lead him back to your house, opening your door to let him in. He stepped in after you and started slowly taking his mask off as you closed the door. You turned to see his mask gone and replaced by a totally GORGEOUS clean shaven face with blue eyes and luscious dark waves. Holy shit he's fucking sexy, w o a h. You blushed and he stood there awkwardly, cracking the tiniest bit of a smile at your reaction.

Bubba Sawyer:
(For this one, let's assume his family is normal too)
Bubba Sawyer isn't exactly NORMAL normal, but he's way more normal than the human skin wearing cannibal. He's still uhmm... Weird. He's the youngest son of your nearest neighbor but he could a fooled you with how big he is. He's a BEAST of a boy who always wears weirdly fancy clothes for how redneck and gross his family is. He likes to collect things he finds outside, including unfortunately bones of roadkill. He's not the brightest tool in the shed, but he's incredibly sweet and gentle and loves to see you when you come by.

He doesn't talk much, he has a tenancy to stumble over words and not understand a lot of what people say but he isn't totally incapable of speech. He says small words from time to time and sometimes will even be brave enough to try a whole sentence. Usually it's a goofy sentence... You come by the Sawyer house pretty often and take part in a lot of their big family events, they're really nice people but the main reason you come over is to spend time with Bubba.