You know what's BULLSHIT???!!!

LOADING SCREENS!!!

YOU KNOW WHAT'S BULLSHIT???!!!

LOADING SCREENS!!!

LOADING SCREENS ARE THE WORST FUCKING THING ON THIS PLANET!!! WHENEVER I'M PLAYING A VIDEO GAME AND GET TO A CERTAIN SPOT, IT HAS TO FUCKING LOAD!!! WHENEVER I HAVE TO WATCH A VIDEO, IT HAS TO FUCKING LOAD!!! WHENEVER I HAVE TO SHOOT SOMEONE IN CALL OF DUTY, IT HAS TO FUCKING LOAD!!!

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS IT WITH GOD DAMN LOADING SCREENS???!!! IT'S AGRIVATING AS ALL FUCK BUT GOD DAMN!!! GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!!

So apparently, the reason why loading screens are a must in video games is because the graphics are being rendered. Well render my ASS!!! YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THE REASON WHY VIDEO GAMES TAKES IT DAMN SWEET TIME TO LOAD IS BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING GRAPHICS???!!!

WELL I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU-

In case y'all didn't know, this had happen to me and everyone during the 1800s. There's a video game based upon Batman, which is a really shitty one because IT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING MORTAL COMBAT!!! Whenever you enter a new area, there will be a loading screen and it will have a message: Hold On.

HOLD ON FOR WHAT???!!! IT HAS TO MOTHER FUCKING LOAD???!!!

This incident also happen to Superman on Commodore 64. In case y'all didn't know what the shit I said, a Commodore was one the first computers ever to be sold to the public. Sure it was really a pain in the ass since there was barely any Wi-Fi because the internet was about to born to become an ASSHOLE, but it was amazing to see a computer in your own household. But back to the loading screen problem.

Superman on Commodore 64 was a holy nightmare; THE LOADING SCREENS WERE FUCKING TORTUREOUS!!!

In the first screen you come across, It takes god damn FOREVER FOR THE PIECE OF SHIT TO LOAD!!! There is something I want everyone to keep in mind and for us to remember- Technology and how BS Loading screen are! Back in the 1990s, Technology wasn't that advanced and that's reasonable. BUT SUPERMAN ON COMMODORE 64 TAKES 2 MINUTES AND 7 SECONDS TO FUCKING LOAD!!!

Yeah I timed it. So what?

And it get even worse!!!

There's another loading section and this time, it takes 54 seconds this time!!! If it had one more minute, that would be great and all but 54 isn't that bad but IT FEELS LIKE A GOD DAMN ETERNITY!!!

WHAT THE BLOODY FUCKING HELLBIS WRONG WITH TIME?!?!? HAS THE DELORIAN BEEN MESSING UP THE TIME ROADS OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT!!! WELL GUESS WHAT!!! IT'S A PAIN IN MY ASS.

And they haven't fixed it!!!

Ever since Final Fantasy 15 came out, the loading screens are even worse!!! I didn't time how long the fucking piece of shit loads but let me tell you- I'm betting it's longer than what it was back in the 1990s!!!

FIRST OF ALL, LOADING SCREENS ARE BS!!! BACK IN THE 1990S, WHERE LIFE WAS SIMPLE AND CLEAN, LOADING SCREENS WERE OK. BUT IT'S THE GOD DAMN 21ST CENTURY AND IN THE YEAR 20 FUCKING 19 AND WE STILL HAVEN'T FIXED THUS ISSUE????!!! WELL I'M SORRY I HAVE ENOUGH!!! THIS IS AHUGE PROBLEM AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT A JOB FOR THE FUCKING BULLSHIT CRITIC!!!!