You know what's BULLSHIT???!!!

Pennies!

"YOU KNOW WHAT'S BULLLLSSSHHIT???!!!"

PENNIES! PENNIES ARE THE WORST FUCKING COIN EVER IN AMERICAN FINANCING!!! THAT LOATHSOME PIECE OF FILTHY CURRENCY IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PAIN IN MY FUCKING ASS! IT'S LITERALLY BULLSHIT!

What's the deal with pennies???!!! Pennies are absolutely useless; They do nothing in this society and here's the damn reason why!!!

Okay, so we all understand that four Quarters make $1 dollar. Two Dimes and one Nickel make 25 cents. So the big question is what does Pennies make? NOTHING! THEY'RE THE ABOMINATION OF HELL IN THE WORLD OF FIANCE!

They're like flies; They both bug the hell out you! It seems like you can't get away from them! I can't stand Pennies! Plus, I take pity on Abraham Lincoln. If this was a way just for "Honoring Our 16th President", well I only got one thing to tell you:

"WELL THEY SURE DID FUCKED UP!!! BIG TIME!!!"

Seriously!!! They did!!!

And You know what's sad about the penny- that the fact the material made for pennies (I'm not sure if they use it for the new ones, but who gives a flying fuck) has more value than the Coin itself. WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!!!

And I don't personally care about those "Lucky Pennies" rumor, I see that just for shits and giggles.

Canada is amazing; One reason why is that they don't use pennies! THANK FUCKING GOD!!!

The only thing I DO I find in which I see pennies useful is in a scenario you really want to bug the living shit out of your friends and family by flinging Pennies at them or turning them into the sides into cool images. (I have a story about that; I remember going to a restaurant and seeing this machine where you could change the sides. I'm not sure if they still make them but I was thinking "FUCK YEAH!!!") 

Pennies are Useless like Sakura Haruno from Naruto; IT'S BULLSHIT!!!

(Friend note.) I SMELL PENNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS