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Music of the Kunoichi

(Randy's P.O.V)

Me and Howard are gonna ROCK tonight's show! It's gonna be SO BRUCE! So until then, I'm jamming with Howard in a closet while (Y/n) watches. She is our practice audience.

"Ready?" Howard asks her. Seeing her give a thumbs up in approval, we start quickly jamming out.

🎶It's four pm and I'm still at school!🎶

🎶It's all good ain't P-Slims rule!🎶

🎶I can't remember when I was ever bored-er!🎶

🎵Cause I've got a terminal case of detention, ten percent, disorder! I've got that detentions ten percent, disorder! I've got it baaaaad! GO!🎵

We played a little solo on our instruments, completely immersed in the music, then landed in poses. Howard pushed a button on his drum base to let our the sound of a fake applause.

"We are 30 Seconds to Math!" I say.

"Good night!" Howard adds, catching rhe drumaticks he tossed into the air.

(Y/n) smiled and clapped. "That was great, you guys!" She said.

"Thanks, (Y/n)!" We both said.

"Man I cannot WAIT to win the battle of the bands!" Howard said, slamming onto his drumset. "And rub it in my sister's face! She wins EVERY YEAR!"

"I'm sure you'll be great!" (Y/n) said, pulling two bottles of water and bags McFizzles out of her bag. She then walked over and handed one of each to me and Howard.

"(Y/n)," Howard said, "Have I ever told you how BRUCE you are?!"

(Y/n) giggled a bit. "Aww, you're sweet!"

I nodded in agreement, opening the bottle to drink. After we ate our treat from (Y/n), I grabbed my key-tar.

"Okay, from the top!"

But before we started, the janitor came in. "Sorry boys and lady," he said, tapping a tin bucket he was holding. "I got a code ten in my bucket. I'd get out of splashing distance in I were you." He held up a bucket more, showing it was full of ooze and fish. We all gagged and quickly walked out.

(narrator's P.O.V)

You walked out with the boys, nearly throwing up. You turned your head and saw a line of robo-apes out through the window. They all held boxes with the McFist brand symbol on it. You narrowed your eyes, then tapped Randy's shoulder. He turned to you. "I'm gonna run to the bathroom real quick," you lied.

He nodded. "Sure, (Y/n). We'll be here."

You nodded and ran for a bathroom. You went in and put on your mask, turning you into the Kunoichi. You ran outside, then smokebombed on top of a truck, looking around.

'Where's Ninja?' You thought.

"Smokebomb!"

Speak of the devil and he will come.

Right next to you, your black and red partner stood. He had both of his swords drawn, looking down at the enemies in question. You stood up. "Hey Ninj. I was wondering where you were."

He looked at you. "Kuni! Great timing!"

"Well duh, I got here first," you said, then looked down at the robotic mammals.

"We don't know what you robo-apes are doing," Ninja called out to them, "but we're not gonna let you get away with it!! Ninja slice!"

He jumped down and sliced a robo-ape straight down through the middle. He chopped another one's arms off and kicked it back. You jumped down to join, using a tessen to cut one's arms off. It dropped the box and screamed (Not very convincingly). Two tried to run off, but you used your katanas to cut them. "Ninja Scarf Stopper!" Ninja called while wrapping his scarf around a robo-ape's leg, preventing it from running. You jumped alongside Ninja in front of it.