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Haunting Lovers

You were currently just sitting at home at your desk, studying your Nomicon for lessons, tasks, and monster battle. You know, normal stuff. For you anyway, being a kunoichi. You had just shloomped out of your Nomicon when Randy and Howard called. You picked up, and they sounded pretty excited.

"Hello?"

"(Y/n)! Good we reached you!"

"Hi Randy! What's going on?"

"The new Whoopee World Halloween Frightacular is this weekend!!!"

"What the juice, Howard?! Are you trying to make me deaf?!"

"Oh. Sorry, (Y/n)"

"Well I'm studying now. How about you tell me about this Frightacular at school tomorrow, okay?"

"Sure. Later (Y/n)."

"See you, (Y/n)!"

"Bye guys."
You hung up and set your phone down. Then you giggled. Those two get really over excited sometimes.

(TIME SKIP)

The next day at school, you were watching a trailer for the Frightacular. Randy and Howard were really excited to show you. Personally, you didn't think it was that scary.

"So BOOOOOOCE," Randy said (For the 10th time). "get it? BOOOOOOOCE!"

"Got it the first time," Howard said, "still stupid!" 

Right after that, the science teacher Miss Driscoll walked in with a tray of plants. "Morning class!" Then she nuzzled against her skeleton 'husband'. "Morning, Jerry," she said in a flirty way.

Then she made it talk. "Why are those lips talking instead of kissing?"

Then she started kissing the skeleton. Howard and Randy shuddered while you gagged, turning yourself away.

Luckily she stopped. "With Halloween a week away," she said, "I thought we'd celebrate by growing our own Vetis Odometers."

"The Smell of Death Vine," "Jerry" added.

Miss Driscoll set a plant in front of you three. You all sniffed and gagged. Sure enough, it smelled like death. "Smells like old man breath!" Howard said.

"I was gonna go with meat farts." Randy added.

"I was gonna say rotting zombie dog," you said.

​​​​​"Follow these directions exactly,"

"or your plant will look like me!"

Randy read his instructions while you looked at your plant. Then the boys just put all the food and water into their plant.

"I don't think that's gonna work, guys..." you said.

"Trust us, it will!" Howard said. "Basic science!"

"Okay..."

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A week had passed and it was time to turn in your plant. It actually turned out pretty well! It even had a nice smelling flower rose-like on it! You smiled. Then you talked to it, since you heard from somewhere that plants could hear people. Anyway, since it was Halloween, you decided to wear a costume for the day. So you put on an Eevee costume. After you did, you carefully brought your plant to school.
When you got there, the classroom was wrecked. Glass everywhere, dissected pieces of animals on the floor, and Jerry on the ground.

"Yeesh," you said, "what happened here?"

No one else seemed to notice. You just sat next to Howard and Randy like always. Randy was dressed as the bottom half of a cow while Howard was dressed as... Viceroy. Your eyes widened for a bit, then you shook your head and faced the front. Everyone had flowers too, but they weren't as pretty as yours. Miss Discolor started grading as she went around.