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Jack Hammer

You were currently in the Game Hole with Randy and Howard, watching Howard try to beat Randy's high score. "Yes!" He says. "Corpse-sickling the wood chipper almost puts me in the lead!"

"Oh, that's adorable!" Randy says tauntingly. "You got your little hopes up thinking you can beat me!"

You were leaning on the side of the game, looking at Howard. "I hate to say it, Howard," you say, "but Randy's good. He may have a point...!"

"Oh!" He exclaims, hitting the button and moving around the joystick.

"Oh no...!" Randy says in a fake sympathetic tone. "Berserker zombie attack, that looks really hard! Want me to help you?"

He smirks at Howard, only receiving a glare in return. "Knock it off, Cunningham!" He says.

"Knock what off?"

"Maybe taunting him...?" You add.

Howard nods toward you, looking at the game screen. "See? (L/n) gets it! You always try to get in my head, and make me choke! Well, not today! Not with my signature move!"

You watch him as he performs his "flawless technique". "Taunt with an offensive gesture, befuddle with unnecessary back flip, and KA-POW!! hela-copta kick!" He slides backward in victory, smirking at Randy. "And that's how ya do it!"

"Aw, great job~!" Randy replies in his taunting tone.

"Uh..." you say. "But you missed one...!"

Howard gasps and hurries over to try to beat the game in time, but ultimately wound up with a game over. "Nooooo!" He cries dramatically. He starts punching the game, repeating "no" over and over. Randy goes over and puts a hand on his shoulder.

"There can be only one Future Time Radioactive Zombie Punch champion. And I am that one."

Howard turns and faces him, glaring.

"He is good..." you say.

"(Y/n), who's side are you on??" Howard says while looking at you.

"No one's!" You reply. "I'm just saying!" 

"Walk with me, my friends," Randy says, wrapping his arms around both you and Howard's shoulders, leading you to a wall with game titles and top listings. Each with Randy on top. "Gaze upon my many Game Hole accomplishments," Randy says.

"Stupid Hole of Fame..." Howard mumbles.

Then he spots a particular game without his name on top. On top was yours. 

"Ha!" Howard said as he pointed to it. "Looks like (Y/n) beat you at somethin', "champion"!"

You look a little embarrassed, but Randy just scoffs.

"That? That was that one singing game, Vocal Chime 4. Beat me in three seconds. 'Course she did, she's got a bruce voice!"

You smile a bit, lightly blushing in flattery and embarrassment. "Thanks, Randy...!" You say. "But I kinda knew all the songs in that game..."

"Who the wonk cares?? I want a rematch!" Howard demanded as he snapped toward Randy.

"I'm afraid there are no other game I can beat you at," Randy replies in a fake saddened tone. 

"You kids look like you could use a fresh new, game!" The Game Hole owner says while walking up. "Lucky for you, we just plugged in a brand new title!" You all look over to see a new game just being hooked up, glowing a bright green. "Skebow."

Howard looks over at Randy. "You, me, that game, now!"

"Are you sure?" Randy says. "That's a lot of losing in one day!"