An Interview With The Creepypastas

21. What Would You Do If You Met A Fan?

Finally the last one for My_Name_Is_Akai I'm sorry these took forever, I know it's literally been months.

Slenderman - "If they are in Slender Woods without permission, I will kill them. I do not care whether or not they like me, I can't have anyone knowing where we live. But if we are somewhere else then I won't kill them if they give me $20. Then I teleport away so there's no chance of being followed."
Sally - "Will they play with me? If they say yes then we'd play together!"
Laughing Jack - "Offer them some candy. Not the poison kind though. I'd be nice and give them normal candy. Unless they're annoying."
Eyeless Jack - "I'd ask if I can have one of their kidneys. What? I'd only be asking, I wouldn't do anything if they said no!"
Ben Drowned - "See if they want to play video games or something. I like hanging out with fans if they're not too annoying."
Jeff the Killer - "Probably still just kill them. I don't really care if you like me or not, I don't even want anyone liking me. Not after Nina...."
Nina the Killer - "I'd be so excited to meet a fan of me! I thought everyone hated me."
Homicidal Liu - "Kill them. No, dumbass. I'd be nice to my fans. Just watch out for - Me! Yeah, that..."
Clockwork - "I don't know, kill them I guess? Unless they're really cool, then we might be friends."
Masky - "I've actually met quite a few fans, sometimes we get recognized while we're out doing simpler missions, like shopping. Of course then Slenderman sometimes makes us kill them later so our secret is safe, if he thinks they might find out where we live. It's really not a good idea to approach us, even in public."
Hoodie - "Yeah, what Masky s-said.... I hate having to kill fans, it m-makes me sad. So if you see us, just k-keep it to yourself...."
Ticci Toby - "I-I do what S-Slendy says to d-do, so if h-he told me to k-kill a f-fan I w-would. But I - I usually d-don't have to b-because I c-can convince f-fans I'm just a c-cosplayer, so they n-never know it's the r-real me."
Kate the Chaser - "I usually don't kill fans, it just seems messed up to do it. So I do what Toby does and make them think I'm just another fan, like them."
Nurse Ann - "I don't get the chance to go killing much, since I'm so busy here. So I'd probably just take the opportunity when I can and kill them."
Judge Angels - "I'd talk to them if they're good people, and kill them if I find out they're not."
Bloody Painter - "I'm not sure what I would do, but I'd like to meet a fan. Some of them seem cool."
Puppeteer - "The only time I meet humans is when I'm going to kill them. It would make killing them a little awkward if I found out they knew me, but I'd still probably do it."
Zero - "I'm not really sure. It depends on what they're like, I guess. I might make a new friend, or I might have a new victim. You never really know until it happens."
Kagekao - "I would like to hang out with my fans. But if they're boring, I'll kill them!"
Suicide Sadie - "I don't know, probably just hang out. I like our fans."