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Carrie: *gets hit by a car*
driver: oh my god are you okay?!
Carrie: m-my phone... i-i need my phone
Carrie: *opens twitter*
Carrie: [캐리 ]GUESS WHAT YALL I JUST GOT HIT BY A CAR LMAAOOOO
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Interviewer talking about D.O: it's funny that you two are such great friends. Didn't he hate you at first?
Carrie: he hates everyone at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people
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Lay: you need to stop doing weird things. Going out might help
Carrie: I went to the park today
Lay: there you go! I hope you took something from that
Carrie: yeah, I did
Carrie: [opens up her coat] this squirrel
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Chanyeol: you wouldnt hurt a fly
Carrie: You're right, because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. You, however, I would destroy
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Chen: get your feet off the table
Carrie: ok boomer
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Carrie: if you need anything, I’m available 24/6
Minseok: you mean 24/7?
Carrie: no, Saturday’s are hang out with Sehun days
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Kai: I have a black belt
Carrie: in karate?
Kai: from gucci
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Beakhyun: I did something bad and need your advice, but don’t want any judgement or criticism
Carrie:...
Carrie: so you came to me?
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Kidnapper: we have your daughter
Suho: I don’t have a daughter?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked us for juice and made us cut the crusts off her sandwich?
Suho: oh no, they have Carrie.
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YOU ARE READING
𝗲𝘅𝗼 𝟭𝟬𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿 星 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗲𝗱 ~
FanfictionThis book is just filled with imagines and scenarios of what it would probably look like if you were the 10th member or EXO Luv u lots ✰ ─ started: 08/03/ '19 ✰ ─ sadly discontinued: 05/01/ '20
