mmm truecblossom_xx
well. that was fun.betty.cooper
are you crazy cheryl? we nearly died because of youR mom.cblossom_xx
may i remind you that roughly 11 months ago i nearly died because of youR father?betty.cooper
but he's dead now. for real this time.cblossom_xx
you didn't finish telling us what happened - you got to the part where you had the gun pointed at his heart...betty.cooper
i'd been practising my shooting and deep down i knew i didn't want to murder him. so i aimed for his hand instead and shot the gun right out of it. he collapsed in pain and penelope came out from behind the trees and told him he was useless... pointed the gun at his head a... and killed him.cblossom_xx
wow. she really iS the devil's spawn.ttopaz_xx
at least you four are safe!jugjonesx
the black hood dead. the gargoyle king locked away. the only evil remaining is Penelope Blossom - the one that slipped into the day.swtpeayes
ur a poet and u didn't even know itcblossom_xx
and all those gargoyle maniac minions we didn't manage to destroy with our terrific archery skillsregmantle
why is it when something happens it's always you four?archie123
are u dumbregmantle
no uarchie123
no u backwards is u no. uno. uno reverse card.jugjonesx
wouldn't it be uon?archie123
isn't that a thing in chemistry?betty.cooper
that would be an ion.......archie123
let me have this battle with reggie.regmantle
u sure u wanna TRY THAT BITCHarchie123
IVE GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE WHAAAAAAAA ⚔️⚔️ronnielodgex
god what am i dating. archie u gotta stop watching these vines 🤦🏻♀️regmantle
I COULD BEAT U IN A FIGHT. SQUARE UP ARC— hold on. dating? you guys are a thing now?archie123
oopsronnielodgex
archie! you didn't tell him?!archie123
i got scared okay 🥺ronnielodgex
yes. reggie. yes we are.regmantle
so that's why you broke up with me. to be. with him.archie123
will. you. stop. putting. periods. in. between. ur. words.
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