Why Not Both?

Chapter Nine

Tweek came into school a little after a week later looking forward to seeing his best friend and saw Kenny sitting in his own seat, right beside Craig. And, fucking hell, why did they both look so fucking good? I mean, Tweek already thought they were both hot, but why, god? Kenny looked even more of a bad boy and Craig looked fucking hot as heck. Now, they were both there together in front of his eyes. He was so fucked.

"H-hi-ack-guys!" Tweek practically squeaked at them as he walked up to them and looked down at Kenny with big eyes. "You're-uh- in m-my seat.."

Kenny and Craig instantly saw Tweek when he walked into the classroom. They watched him like a set of lost puppies. It was kind of cute. Kenny gave Tweek a suggestive smirk as he patted his leg.

"It's okay, baby. You can sit on my lap and rid-ow Craig! Fuck you!" Kenny yelled out, getting a side smack from his friend who was glaring at him.

"That's Tweek's seat," Craig threatened.

"Okay, okay. Geez. Jealous much," Kenny teased, getting up and just sitting in the spot next to Tweek, which was already taken by someone. "Pip. Do you want me to suck you?" Kenny asked the blonde boy in the seat. The boy blushed furiously and shouted.

"G-god no!" he stuttered and gave a look of disgust.

"Then, move or I'll give you the most raging boner of-" Kenny began before smirking as Pip was already running away. "Thanks Pip."

Kenny sat down in the seat next to Tweek. Craig rolled his eyes.Tweek blushed at Kenny's humor as usual and playfully hit his shoulder at what he'd said to Pip. 

"A-asshole! Be nice to Pip!" he told him and saw how close he'd intentionally moved his chair to Tweek's and bit his lip. "W-what are you even doing here, Kenny? Don't you have your own class to harass?"

Tweek continued to joke but did actually want to know why he was here with Craig.

"Had to change classes. Because I didn't get along with the teacher because she found out I banged her husband." Kenny shrugged and spoke casually. Then, Tweek turned to Craig with a smile.

"Hey," Tweek greeted him with happy eyes. He remembered their day together yesterday and smiled. Craig instantly smiled back at Tweek, rubbing the back of his head awkwardly.

"Hey Tweek..." Craig responded. Tweek blushed at Kenny's antics again and shook his head. Eww, he didn't want to know that.

"Nope, never mind, I don't want to know," he told him he looked back to Craig. He didn't really know what he was supposed to be saying or doing right now. When he was alone with Craig he knew he was best friends and he felt they were pretty calm and comfortable as that status right now. Being alone with Kenny was always one surprise after another and he loved it and found his humor pretty fucking hot. He always felt electricity running when Kenny was around constantly. Now that he was squished between Craig and Kenny in class, where usually it was only him and Craig, he felt awkward. Craig cleared his throat. It was Friday and tonight it was his birthday. And he wanted to invite tweek so badly to his-

"So Tweek, there's going to be a lit party tonight at Craig's place! Since it's his birthday and all, you should definitely come. There's gonna be alcohol," Kenny suddenly admitted, earning a deadly glare from Craig behind Tweek. Kenny only laughed.

"Oh, yeah. Your birthday is coming up isn't it? Happy birthday, then," Tweek looked to Craig with a feign angry look. "Why didn't you remind me? I could've gotten you a gift before now! Also, I told both of you that after the last time, I'm never drinking again! It was embarrassing!" He said to Kenny with a dramatic sigh. Honestly, if either of these two offered him booze (it'll probably be Kenny) he wouldn't even try to resist. Craig smiled gently at Tweek. "Kenny, have you got your friend a present yet? Do you want to go really quick after school? My parents are going to kill me, but it'll be worth it.. You both are horrible influences."