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Can You Feel The Love Tonight - (Virgin!Osamu Dazai X Virgin!Reader){Lemon}

Heyyyyyy I'm tired. What's your name?

No but seriously I'm exhausted. This lemon was a piece of work but I love the end results. If you find yourselves somewhat disappointed by the lack of physical descriptions, I'm sorry but this was supposed to be a more  emotional experience. And if you feel like the ending is rushed, it's supposed to feel like that. Sometimes people can get so embedded into something, they can forget time exists.

Anyway, I have laid out the requests and will be getting to work on them soon.

(I don't own Bungou Strays Dogs or any of it's characters. They all belong to Kafka Asagiri. This is purely for entertainment purposes.) Enjoy!

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The sound of keys clicking echoed in the main office area, silence being the sword while everyone focused their energy into their reports. It was a rarity to see the staff so organized with their work, well at least when a certain employee refused to show up. No one complained, as long as they were able to turn in their assignments on time, his presence would be ignored. But he wasn't appreciated enough for his cerebral tactics and charming aura. Without him, work wouldn't be as interesting. Pity was the only emotion she felt when she wanted the brunette terrorize Kunikida. From stealing his computer to making inappropriate jokes, the end result was the blonde's burning face. What the man failed to realize was how his childish antics brought many people to tears. Laughter was the key to anyone's heart, when it came to her at least. Regardless of his strong, loud voice, he was a good guy with a few tricks up his sleeve. His past was a blank canvas and he never talked about his personal life, so she barely understood why he acted that way. But that didn't stop her from becoming friends with him. One thing annoyed her though.

'A fair maiden such as yourself doesn't deserve to be a part of this ugly, cruel world. Would you join me in a double suicide?' was the first thing he said to her. The look she gave him was more than enough for him to take a hint. His attempts didn't stop there, in fact every morning starts with him begging her to drown together. One time he tried to persuade her to take poison pills and fall asleep in each other's arms. She could never tell if he was being serious or teasing her, but it's become such a routine it no longer phased her. She made sure to make his day by giving him a different answer as often as possible.

"Goooood morning everyone!"

Speak of the devil, she smiled and turned her gaze towards the tall man in a trench coat, everyone muttering their greetings to him. Dazai always had a smile on his face, his hands stuffed in his pockets as he strut into the office. Yes, the man struts like he owns the place. Then again, his confidence is quite admirable. He turned in her direction then slid to his knees and grabbed her hands with a glimmer in his eye.

"(Y/n)! My darling tiger lily, would you please, please commit a double suicide with me? I'll make sure to take good care of you beforehand!"

She tilted her head as she pretended to consider his offer, "Hmm... Taking care of someone takes more than just one day, Dazai. Oh, I have breakfast!~"

He gasped when she brought out a small bag, the sweet scent of her famous raspberry pound cake reaching his nose. Sometimes she'd even give him a small container of strawberries and mango slices. A blush appeared on his cheeks, his brown eyes lighting up even more.

"You're the best, (Y/n)! I thought I'd go hungry again!"

"You can be helpless when you want to be, ya know." 

He hopped onto his tippy toes and caught her off guard when he pecked her cheek. The woman's eyes widen as she grew stiff; her heart skipping a beat as blood rushed to her face. Some of the inhabitants stared with flabbergasted expressions, others seemed too busy to notice. The blonde sitting across from him looked at him suspiciously, leaning forward as if he were trading a secret.