BSD X Reader Book

Dangerous Woman - (Mafia!Osamu Dazai X Reader){Lemon}

Heyyyy everyone! Another update for another request! This one was fairly easy to write considering it was a lemon and it probably had the funniest ending I've ever done. The only problem I had was choosing a song to listen to, and then I changed the title a couple times just to make sure I got the right feel for it. 

All in all, this was requested by @Kiki23245! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! I'm sorry if I did anything that wasn't the way you wanted it to play out but I tried my best! Also, in the beginning, Chuuya and Dazai are 16, before the Dragon Head Conflict begins though. And you are a year younger than them. And in the timeskip, they're 18, you're 17. Another thing is that I made the reader have blue eyes, I figured if the reader is going to be Chuuya's sister why not have a similar physical trait. Now I know not all siblings have the same traits but Chuuya's eyes are so stunning that I couldn't help but give the reader those blue orbs as well. 

(I don't own Bungou Strays Dogs or any of it's characters. They all belong to Kafka Asagiri. This is purely for entertainment purposes.) Enjoy!

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Being drunk was definitely one of life's greatest pleasures, just the thought of forgetting about how miserable your life had become was a blessing indeed. Maybe the hallucinations would become truth, maybe the person you hook up with will end up being your soulmate. Well, that was what Dazai had hoped for the first time he consumed alcohol. He loved how the beverage burned his throat, how his brain became foggy when he's had one too many to drink. Now that he had a partner, that meant he had a drinking buddy. Well, sort of. The man could crush 100 men yet couldn't hold his own weight; he practically drowns himself in wine. And when he was drunk, it was never quiet. Chuuya would start yelling at him for no reason and hit him, not that it worked since his vision was cloudy. The little hatrack even broke into his apartment while he was reading and just yelled at him for three hours. It scared the shit out of the brunette, not that he'd ever admit it.

Right now, the last thing he wanted was to get yelled at--again--while Chuuya was under the heavy influence of alcohol. The bar they currently resided at was fairly quiet and was mainly a place of sanctuary for many. From divorced husbands to homeless people, sometimes they even allowed children to work so they can have food on the table. It wasn't as nice as Lupin's but it was still considered one of his favorites. Dazai took a sip from his glass, relaxing as the brandy made its way into his stomach. Thank god they had just completed a mission; otherwise, he'd be more than obliged to annoy the ginger sitting next to him. However, that would only mean he'd chug more wine than he could handle and start a ruckus. Not tonight, he was too tired. Now that he observed his partner, he realized he was taking his time enjoying the beverage; what for?

A hand brushed the brunette's back, causing him to hum then turn around to see a gorgeous older woman in her early twenties smiling at him. She kept walking with her amber eyes gazing at him seductively, the edge of his lips twitched before drinking again. Ever since he joined the Mafia, more and more girls have been attracted to him, even full out flirting with him. He enjoyed it but it was just a way for them to get in his pants and vice versa. Sex was just sex now, it was a tool for him to relieve stress but he took pleasure in it; he smirked everytime the girl under him would be squirming and begging. He was always in control, and nothing would ever change that.

"You've got to be the biggest asshole in this world..."

He looked at his partner, "Oh?"

"Using those girls as playthings shouldn't be your top priority... helping the Mafia is all you should be concerned with..."

"For someone who's still a virgin, you sure think you know all about it."

He blushed and slammed his fist on the wood, "I'm gonna kill you one day..."