North Korea: You stay positive...all day. You always believe that everything's gonna work out...How do you do it? How do you stay positive?!South Korea: Well, I'll tell you my secret sir. I lie to myself!
North Korea:...
South Korea: Every morning I wake up and say everything's gonna be ok!
South Korea: But....
South Korea: I'm lying and I don't know how much longer I can do it...
South Korea: Have a sweet night sir! *walks away*
North Korea: ....
North Korea: ...wtf just happened....!?