Nazi: Yea, so kids 5 and under eat free?Waitress: Yes.
Nazi: Well, my son is five!
6 Year Old Pissed Germany: NO! I'M A GODDARN 6 YEAR OLD DAD!
Waitress:...sir?
Nazi: *flips table* FUCK!
#47 (I think)
Nazi: Yea, so kids 5 and under eat free?Waitress: Yes.
Nazi: Well, my son is five!
6 Year Old Pissed Germany: NO! I'M A GODDARN 6 YEAR OLD DAD!
Waitress:...sir?
Nazi: *flips table* FUCK!