Doctor: Ok Poland. You have only 20 more seconds to live. Say you're last words.
Poland: *on hospital bed, sweating like crazy*
Also Poland: Germany...I want you to know...Germany: *blushes with waterfalls of teas coming out his eyes* Y-Yes..?
Poland: Every time you yawn...j-just remember...
Poland: My ghostly dick would go in your mouth *dies*
Germany: *traumatized*
Author: and from that day on...Germany never yawned...ever again....
I'm sorry. I'm on crack.