Invader Roz: An IZ Sequal

A New Nightmare Begins (p-3)

It had been six months. Six months since Conventia.

"So comuter."

"Sigh...What."

"You got anything to eat?"

"You ate everything remember?"

"Wrong! I didn't eat everything!"

"sigh."

At that moment the neo SIR unit finaly became active again. Roz turned to the unit.

"Oh good your active again."

The SIR didn't move. It's one unbroken eye glowed red. It sat up.

There was a long pause before the unit started laughing for no reason. It's eyes changed to a bright teal color, and it started rolling around on the floor.

"Your dumb" Roz stated.

"I'm dum." The unit talked back in a squeaky robotic voice. "I'm dum."

"Hey!" The unit shouted.

"What?"

"Where are we going?"

"Did they give me a defective one by mistake? We are going to earth."

"..."

"The mission?"

"...Oohh. I remembers."

"You really are dumb aren't you? That's what I'm calling you now. Your Dumb now."

"I'm Dum!"

"Close enough."

The ship was coming up on a planet with green land and blue water.

"Now approaching Earth." The computer spoke in a tired voice.

"Oh this must be it!" Roz jumped in her seat."Although it looked less ugly at Conventia. It's got grey smoke clouds here."

"It's polluted." Said the computer.

"Thank you computer. Hey Dum!"

The units head turned and they saluted. "Yes sir?"

"Run a scan on Earth's lifeforms."

"Understood."

The ship entered the atmosphere. As it passed by landmarks and nature, Dum showed a screen of Earth's lifeforms and different types of snack foods.

"Humans: The less than intelligent lifeforms of this planet. And here's a twinkie." The twinkie was a picture of soap, but that did not matter.

"Perfect."Roz grinned and rubbed her hands together."These ho-mans won't know what hit them. Ahahaahahaha!"

She continued to laugh maniacally, Dum joining in laughing regularly.

Eventually they saw a small plot of land in a trash filled, dirty, foul odor filled city.

"There!" Roz pointed. "Computer! Land the ship!"

"Sigh..."

The ship landed and the two got out. Roz pulled out a tablet and a pen she obtained from the ship.

"Alright...show me my options of disguise."

The tablet displayed a screen with multiple disguises passing for a human, Roz glazed through all of them each she found distasteful.

"To old...no...to smelly...no....to ugly...NO NO NO! These options are all terible! I want something like this!"

Roz started drawing on the pad and mumbling about all the features she wanted her disguise to have. Dum sat in the corner poking worms. They  shot the worms with a lazer and started laughing as if it were funny.

"Quiet Dum! You'll alert the ugly ho-mans." She put the drawing pad down. The pad started to transform and was enclosing on her in a cube formation.

"Now Dum. Witness my most impecable-" the cube was fully enclosed. Roz started screaming uncontrollably in pain for thirty seconds.

The cube opened a door and out stepped Roz in a puff of smoke. Her disguise looked exactly like her, just with pink contacts, a ponytail wig, and a new blue uniform.

Dum screamed. "WHERE YOU GO? WHERE YOU GO?"

"Shut up Dum. I'm right here. Im in disguise."

"Oooooohhhhh...."

"Now let's find one for you."

The same disguise process was done on Dum but this time there was no screaming. Dum popped out in a disguise that looked like an orange, poorly stuffed animal pig.

Roz looked at Dums disguise questionably. After a minute she decided. "Eh. Close enough." She picked up the drawing pad and the pen. "Now let's do the base!"

She started drawing franticly. Eyes wide and full of delerious joy.

"I want a color like this, and that roof, and I want this mat, and I want these colors and that door-"

She kept going on about the details of the base until she was fully satisfied.  A small drill popped out of the pad. Roz put this drill into the ground and backed off with Dum.

The drill quickly went into the ground. Loud rumbling was felt beneath Roz's feet. She looked as her masterpiece was erupting from the ground. She was both proud and excited. A huge disgusting grin plastered on her face.

The base looked like a child's drawing of a house. Not like any other human house, and very colorful. It had an obnoxiously pink outer coloring and a green roof. One window had pink glass and a green frame, the other had blue glass and a pink frame. Both windows were lopsided. There were three steps with sharp grey tube railings, with glowing blue balls at the ends. There was a stone road leading to the house with a purple sign that said "WECOME."

All that was left was to stabalize it. Large grey tentacle tubes shot from the house to the two neighboring houses next to it. One a normal, dirty looking green house. The other, a large blue house with round windows  and a round folded roof. This house appeared more clean than the other one, and it had a lightning shaped symbol on the front of it.

The tubes cracked the walls of the houses and made large rumbles. Eventually the noise stopped. Roz stood there happy with her work.

"It's perfect." She wispered. 

Other people opened their windows and inspected where the rumbling came from. Most people were ugly and covered in grease. One guy had a tank top with cheese dust stains.

A little girl ran out of the blue house exeptionaly fast. She stood and looked at the house in in both horror and awe. She had jet black hair with large bangs and lightning side streaks covered her ears. She had a scythe like ponytail that situated in the back of her head. The wore pajamas with a ghost pattern on them and fluffy slippers. She also sported round glasses, which were hastily put on and appeared tilted.

Another figure ran out of the house in a white lab coat. This one looked like the little girl but was taller, appeared to be an adult man, and had a lightning bolt for hair.

"Mary! Qué estás haciendo-"

The man stopped in shock after he noticed the new odd looking house that was situated right next to his.

Roz looked around at take the onlookers. "What?" She gave them all a harsh stare. "I dwell here!" She picked up Dum and walked up to the steps. The door lifted up into the base's doorway, Ros walked in the house, and the door slammed shut behind her.

"Ehehehehe." She let out a little laughter. "Those foolish ho-mans will be easy to take over."

Roz ran to the refrigerator that stood in what appeared to be a living room.
Once inside she slides down a tube that led to a mechanical panel, with screens, cameras, buttons, nobs, and wires. She pressed a button that pulled up a picture of Earth.

"They'll never know what hit am. Ahahahahahahahaha.

Dum started laughing. "Hehehehehehe."

"Ahahahahah! Laugh with me
computer!"

"No."

"Ahahahaha!"