Invader Roz: An IZ Sequal

Slippery Claw Machine of Doom

"So, ugly pig child. It seems you have managed to crawl into my base and attempt to expose my advanced technology and georgeous looks to the world."

"But your ugly. That's why I wanted to take the pictures, and show to the world how ugly and evil you are."

"SHUT UP!"

Mary dangled from the ceiling, trapped in chords like a dog in a hug it doesn't want to be in. She had attempted to sneak into Roz's base and uncover all of her secrets, but she was caught when her camera fell to the ground right next to Roz in the lower levels of the base.

"You should have known you wouldn't get far human. And if your-"
She booped Mary's squeaky nose. "misshap didn't happen, you would have just died another way. This place is filled with advanced security systems you know."

"This place may be filled with alien security, but I still got past most of it."

"That annoies me to no end and I have no clue how you managed to do that but you will tell me right now!"

Roz was pissed but Mary was unfazed. She even mocked Roz by sticking her tongue out after telling her:

"Wouldn't you like to know space girl."

Roz growled in fury and slammed a button on her control panel so hard it cracked the panel itself.

The chords that held Mary swung her into a blue bubble looking cage. Roz carried dumb over to said cage and set Dum down right in front.

"My neo SIR unit Dum is modified with an space time bending lazer. With one hit they will obliterate you and the cage you are in to nothing but floating particles in an endless air of smell. Do you have any last words to say you pitiful excuse for an organism?"

"Yeah. Why do you call them Dum? I never understood that. And why do they have a crack in their eye? Also they just left."

"DO NOT QUESTION ME YOU FEEBLE LITTLE MONKEY- hey where did they go?"

Dum had gone in the time of Roz's speach.

"Dum? Dum! Where are you? Get over here right now!"

There was no awnser.

"Grrrr! Dum where are you?"

Roz walked away, leaving Mary alone in the bubble.

Mary asked the computer: "So...computer?"

"Yeah? What do you want?"

"Can you let me out?"

"I don't know."

"Oh...well I'm probably gonna be here for a while then."

"Probably." The computer sounded irritated. Not at Mary, just in a general sense.

"Yeah...I just gotta leave at four. You got any snacks down here?"

Roz took an elevator from the base to the fake cabinets on the upstairs floor. She stomped over to the couch in which Dum was sitting on.

"Um excuse me!"

"Yeeeeeees?" Dum sounded as if there was nothing wrong.

"You're supposed to be destroying the human," Roz stammered, "It's your mission!"

"But I wanna watch Meemoop."

"Dum...what on Irks purple planet is a Mee-moop?"

"It's the show."

Dum pointed to the television on which a cartoon of a fluffy donkey was presented. The opening song started playing.

"Meemoop, the big fluffy donkey. Meemoop, the prince of cutenes land!
Meemoop, he regrets his past lifechoices.
Meemoop, he's gonna try and kill his friend!"