Invader Roz: An IZ Sequal

Gamer Glitch (p-1)

"Did you hear?"

"Hear what? I can't hear much. My ear got maggots inside of it."

"Team Royal is coming to town."

"Will you two shut up!" Ms. Bitters glared directly into the mortal students' souls. "There's a test being taken."

Roz whispered to the squeaky nosed girl next to her. "Hey filth stink. There's a team of royal monarchs on this chaotic, stupid ball of filth?"

"No you stuck up alien idiot. Team Royal is-"

"Stop talking in my class!"

The bell rang, flushing out a swarm of children from the classrooms to the stench scented hallways.

Roz shut her locker and turned twoards Mary's locker, which was right next door.

"So meat head. You didn't awnser my question."

"And?"

"And? And I want to know who this team of royals are!"

Mary sighed. "They're not royalty they're a bunch of gamers."

"Gay-mers?"

Mary fixed her bandanna, which showed off a puppy pattern.

"They play video games. Don't tell me you don't know what a video game is. I guess they don't have them on your planet. Did you hear that guys! Roz doesn't know what a video game is-"

Roz slapped her hand over Mary's mouth. "Will you shut your noise hole up you stinky pig!"

Once the gaze of confused humans subsided, Roz removed her hand.

"Ehem...so...what do these gamers do? And I'm not as stupid as the rest of you I know what video games are. We have them where im from. Were far more advance than you feeble humans."

"They just play video games. For sport."

"They play the games...for sport?"

"Yeah."

Mary shut her locker and headed towards home. She called back to Roz.

"But you would know that if you were human!"

"Shut up you sack of worthless organs!"

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Mary sat on her living room couch, watching a cartoon of vampire bees and Bigfoot. She sat memorized by the action on the wide screen.

Dib sat down next to Mary, holding a small bowl of popcorn.

"Can't watch cartoons without something to snack on."

Mary snatched the whole bowl away from her dad and becmgan devouring the popped corn.

"You're not going to share that are you?"

"Mrno."

"I'm gonna take that as a no. So watcha watchin."

Mary paused, then resumed talking normaly. "Vampire Bees vs Bigfoot. This is the fifth episode this season. It's good so far. The Bigfoot, Squatch, is angry at the vampire bee for leaving so long, but bigfoot changed and the vampire bee, Vlad, cant even stand to look at him anymore."

"Oh...how'd he change?"

"You need to watch the first two seasons."

"Why can't you just tell me."

Mary took a huge swing of the popcorn bowl. "Mph...imph woumph ruimph tphe showmph epxiriumph."

"Come again?"