Invader Roz: An IZ Sequal

1st Day of Doom (p-2)

It was lunch time. All of the free roaming students sat around in the rubbish scented lunchroom. The students walked in a line to retrieve their lunches, which were blobs of expired beans and raw chicken. The disgusting food blotches were slapped onto Roz's tray by the lunch lady, who looked like she worked more in a butcher shop than a school, there was so much red on her apron it was hard to tell if it was blood or maranara.

Roz gagged at the hideous exuse for food. Was this really what the humans called cuisine? Roz would have much preferred a shlotz meal from Shloogorgh's Flavor Monster on Foodcourtia. Anything compared to the filth before her.

Roz took her tray to a table all while trying not to throw up. The table was empty. Perfect for Roz as she didn't want to be near any filthy humans anyway. She looked back at her food again in disgust.

THUD!

The crash of a plate on the empty table right across from Roz was clear. Mary looked down on the alien with angry eyes and a distasteful grin.

"What's wrong spacegirl? Scared of beans?"

"N-no. I, Roz, am scared of no...Beeaans..."

Roz took a shaky hand to her spork and scooped up a single bean. She bit into it knowing full well she's could die due to the expiration.

"Bleheheh!" Roz gagged into her plate. Eventually she called down.

"Ehem. There. I ate the beans."

"You are one."

"I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING TO YOU!"

"I never said you did, bug."

Mary folded her hands under her chin and stared at Roz.

"So tell me Roz. How come you're sitting all by yourself?"

"I thought we were past questions at this point."

"I'm just curious as to how you're not sitting with everyone else like a NORMAL human would."

"I...I..." Roz looked around for any excuse. "Why aren't you?"

Mary slapped her hand over her chest, she was offended in great capacity. She crossed her eyes and slapped Roz's food straight up into her face. Roz screamed in pain it burned so much. Mary took this as an opportunity.

"See! See everyone! She's burning from the food-AHHH!"

Roz pulled Mary in and started hitting her. Mary hit back in retaliation. Eventually there was a fight on the dirty lunchroom floor.

The kids crowded around the violent fistfight between the two girls. One of them shouted "Hey the weird kids are fighting!"

Everyone started chanting in unison. "Fight! Fight! Fight!"

"You evil space cockroach!"

"You tiny big headed pig!"

"How is being small an insult?"

"Shlortz you!"

"Gasp!"

The violence only increased. Until the lunch ladys broke it apart.

"No fighting!" The one said.

They were put intolocks that would keep them from fighting. Both looked at each other from across their seats at the table.

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It was now recess. The all of the children were playing. All except for Roz, who was mapping a plan to dominate human kind on her tablet.