Stay outta D-side
or you'll wind up like a
Michael Jackson B-side
played all to hell!
D to the E to the L!
I have a propensity to pillage,
In the country called "village".
Hard core to the bone
River delta is my home
And my cat's name is Cat!
You gotta motherfucking problem with that?
Players like to cruise our Fraser Banks
They do so at their own risk methanks
If the deadheads, riptides
log booms don't fuck you up
Prehistoric sturgeon will have you for sup!
Gulp!
Stay outta North-side.
or you'll wind up like a
Cool-J B-side
never heard from again!
Damn!
Ooh!
I think I'm going to drive my car. Far!
Over the 32nd longest cable stayed bridge on the planet!
Damnit!
And if you smell that sulfur
Abandon hope all ye who enter!
Cuz we're eating suckers who wander amiss
And crappin them out on Annacis!
You've got some nerve
coming near our nature preserve
When will you suckers learn
Burns Bog is the wrong turn.
Dump you like the Tollund Man!
YES I CAN!
aw yea
